Pwnage Game

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hate to end the game, but few things can pwn this:



Chuck Norris.
 
Nice move! Buuuuut I'll be the one to take us into Endgame...

Tickle-Me Elmo. Chuck Norris wouldn't stand up to Elmo because he'd have a lingering guilt! Boom!
 
That's describing an absence of something. You have to come up with something fool! >.<
What can stand up to the adorablenessness of Elmo?
 
I think I've seen that. It was on Merrick and Rosso Show... I saw it all :'(

Axe breaks fire hydrant. BOOM
 
so you still have the axe... which still trumps tickle me elmo... lol

you're the one who said tickle me elmo trumped chuck morris. well, elmo is still trumped.

thanks for the axe ;)
 
i took it. hence the thanks for the axe. now what are you going to do, boy?
 
That's not a thing. Silly person. im wae smrter then u >:3
But if you insist...
To stop you and your newly-acquired axe I shall use my taser gun to paralyze you, hence rendering your axe skills unpossible! :B
 
Tazering sometimes invokes involuntary spaztic actions, which in this case, I involuntarily but much coincidentally hack elmo to pieces with the axe that is still in my hands.
 
Haha! Nope. Haven't you seen cop shows? Tazer guns render it's victim incapable of controlling themselves. They just fall on the ground and jitter...
 
You are a sad strange little man...

Well, let's put you in a cage, preventing your jittery tazered body from getting at Elmo.
 
klfsajf;sa I was about 5 pages in the wrong direction! I will fix this!

I'll make this easy. A key opens the cage, and thus rendering it useless.
 
poison in the water supply that you just used, makes the day a little less saved