I'd freak if I saw that running towards me.
Ok....where to begin to unwrap this one🤔.
First off, I thought the dog was going to jump on her back and ride her around the yard. And, speaking of the dog (not to be confused with "Speak, dog , speak!") If we're that tripped out, can you imagine the confusion the dog has going on about then? He has got to be going "Well. Are you my master....pack leader....Ummm....I'm going to go dig a hole somewhere and contemplate this new turn of events in my life."
Looking on a positive note (using the term pretty loosely here folks...), she got some serious jump goin on to clear that picnic table.
That's all I have at the moment...I reserve the right to come back to this later, this was all the "Off the top O my hat" comments ...