Could be worse. Some people, you wind up dating a bunch of hot air.You shouldn't date me...because I'm not real. You would end up dating a bunch of thin air.
Could be worse. Some people, you wind up dating a bunch of hot air.You shouldn't date me...because I'm not real. You would end up dating a bunch of thin air.
Ain't nobody should be wasting no time dating me either, not just because I'm married, but because I'm naggin' too much.
I was gonna say the obvious.... lol but as of late... who wants to be apart of family drama? lol but that's also true for me as well. XD
Aww, Laura darlin, I just seen that beautiful picture of you and your dad in another thread. It was so beautiful and sad that it brought tears to my eyes. I could easily see how much you loved him.
I was gonna say the obvious.... lol but as of late... who wants to be apart of family drama? lol but that's also true for me as well. XD
Dang it, you're gonna make me cry again lol...
Sigh... if only he was still here, all this drama wouldn't be happening. And I have my uncle to lean on... but it's not the same you know? It's sad to say this... but I'm glad both my parents never remarried.
And even back then when I was little... I KNOW there was a bunch of drama going on.![]()
Hmm... occasionally when a certain person at work has been chewing my tail, I might reply "Look if I wanted to be nagged to death I would have gotten married."Why be women nagging so much? We must be so annoying. Fix that, git that trash outta here, you been makin groceries?, when you coming home?, pick up the kids on your way home, durn spicket broken, it needs fixin etc etc lol.
Silly reasons:
- I sing in the shower. I'm sure it's obnoxious
- I do not share my ice cream. Like...don't even ask.
- I don't really have a sense of embarrassment sometimes. I mean, I'm easily embarrassed. And my face turns into a tomato. But I've worn blue lipstick, dressed up like a unicorn for a 5k, baked cookies in my car at work (which my friend thought I should be self-conscious about for some reason?) without even really thinking twice about it.
- I have two cats and a dog and that's kind of a lot for some people.
- I randomly hiccup. Sometimes it's just softly, and other times it's a loud "HYUCK" and it can be embarassing (for you. I'm kind of used to it. See my third point)
Serious reasons:
- I have some fairly substantial trust issues and self-image issues
- I don't think I'll ever want to "settle" somewhere, so if someone is wanting to hunker down for 10+ years (or even 5+ years), I am not your girl.
- Sometimes I am like a plant, where you're like "I don't know what to do with this creature. It's being weird. Do I pay more attention to it? Leave alone? Where's the manual!"
- Because I have some physical flaws that I don't really want to subject someone to/ask someone to have to put up with.
I like this. I can identify with many.![]()
I can eat a whole pizza in one sitting.