RHYME THE DIME...!!!

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if i had a dime
for every supermarket line
I believe id live till ninety-nine!

rhyme the 'squash'
 
tough one...
i met a guy named josh
he likes to mosh
and would like to name his kid, walibosh
 
Got my little bambina
to eat at the cantina
and then fight in the arena


Rhyme......the sun
 
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normally you would get a witty pun,
but i am done
the game has lost its fun
time for me to run
like a bullet from a gun
but we have not won,
not untill we are one

rhyme the boxen
 
too late i see, umm...
the sea shall bud
a great flood
the tears and the blood, reach the river of mud

rhyme the boxen
 
one day i was folding my socks,then
I saw something eating rocks, when
i was put in a rubber fox tin.

rhyme the 'meatball'
 
i got a call
saying get on the ball
but ive already gone through the wall
like the leaves in the fall
thought you had it all
then you saw how youre not so tall
 
i met this guy named Chuck
who drove a black ford truck
and it always broke, cuz he had bad luck!

rhyme the "trail"
 
there once was a snail
in a magical tale
oh how he did fail,
in delivering the mail
from that job he did bail
so he jumped on a rail
and rode to a sale
on books in braille
then was immediatly struck by a whale
he had tunrned pale
his shell became frail
so to end the story of dale
two words, EPIC FAIL
 
i had a rubber stamp
and a vice grip clamp
but still no working lamp...

rhyme the 'rows'
 
go off a ramp
youre landing was damp
now you look like a tramp?
idk, that was a tough one, rhyme the solitude
 
again...um
like pinnocheos nose
if youre grows
then everyone knows
and youll be off to the gallows
 
if i were in a good mood
I would love to eat food
with a certain awesome dude!

rhyme the 'glove'
 
a say a dove
fly high above
which reminded me of love
rhyme the chihuahua
 
i was skipping and singing LA LA!
when i tripped on a cheerleader saying 'RA-RA'
I skinned my knee and cried for ma ma!

rhyme the "cucumber"
 
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