RHYME THE DIME...!!!

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a man one day was shaving his stubble
when he cut his neck, he was in trouble
and when he died he was buried in rubble.

rhyme the 'white'
 
Lifes not a joke buddy-- nothing is funny.
Only christ can beat the enemy whos wicked and cunning.
He coulda called a legion of angels at calvary,
But instead they watched the roman army whipping him bloody.
He died and rose again -- we don't worship a mummy,
My salvation is thru Jesus Christ-- no one can take it from me.
 
umms... i guess I'll rhyme hills lol...

i sat down to pay the bills
i owe so much i get the chills
the doc thought i should take some pills
but i didnt want anymore bills! lol

rhyme the 'dryer'
 
Ha haaaaaa,. funny
Anyhoo,. "Dryer" heh.. :p

"I'm not a liar!" screamed her, "And I'm not a cheater!"
She walked toward the TV and pointed with her finger
"Never say that to me! Ever!" Then smashed the TV with a hammer.

LOL,. too much TV? hehe

Rhyme the "Cocoon"
 
there once was a crazy baboon
who lived in a old, rotten ruin
and he got evicted so he had to leave soon.

rhyme the 'tax'
 
I know its getting dark, but lets go to the park, come on lets depart......rhyme the word .....grace
 
if we had a race
to see who could stuff their face
with a trophy i would leave this place!

rhyme the 'lamb'
 
once day i was walking my poodle
while at the bakery i saw a strudel
so i started to drool.

rhyme the 'pumpkin'
 
ok
one day i'll look closer at somethin
and reply to threads more close
but tryin to rhyme pumpkin
makes me feel like a lumpkin........



rhyme the greek
 
Some may say that I'm a geek
Because for info. I do seek
But you will find me more unique
with what is shared through what I speak.

Rhyme: butter
 
I have a car that putters
and a bird that likes to flutter
all the while it always happens when im talking to my MUTTER!!!! hhahaha

Rhyme: TIGGER
 
What's "Tigger?" Anyhoo, hehe..

I'm a biker sometimes a hiker
A coffee drinker which make me wiser
I'll be a preacher without the creamer

LOL, Rhyme the "Valentine"

:D :p :)
 
This heart o'mine
Is made of wine.
Will you hug my porcupine?

Rhyme the "taco"
 
I once had a dog named Paco
who thought he was rather macho
but he got heartburn when he ate nachos!

rhyme the "Crutch"
 
Ah, home sweet home, I should start watching Starsky and Hutch!
I don't speak other language but I hear a woman speaks in Dutch
It either means, "Keep me in touch!" or "I need more spinach!"

LOL, Oh well,. :p

Rhyme the "Nation"
 
Why in tarnation
Do I have to rhyme 'nation'?
This is getting me in fustration,
Why can't it be an easier word like orange?

Rhyme 'tile'
 
I had a little vile
I thought it was in style
but it turns out it was vile.

rhyme the 'Lick'
 
Lick

"Click!" I plucked a tick, with a toothpick
I licked it with no ethic, and a quick trick
"It's sick, and toxic, but tasted like garlic!"

:p

Rhyme the "Bomb"
 
To the money he'd glomb
Not very calm
So he called him mom

rhyme the money
 
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