1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more
comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s
name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they
will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to
shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then
neither does milk!!
comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s
name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they
will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to
shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then
neither does milk!!