scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

So was I.

But I do look like Mel Gibson but I'm not handsome

I'm absolutely handsome too bad for you!

 

[joefizz]

My mommy is on her way.

Does she use "baby talk" too?

 

[joefizz]

Mine is here, look see her ashes in this urn

She used whatever ash tray I see...

 

[BillG]

I'm absolutely handsome too bad for you!

Not really I'm martyred. Sorry meant married.

 

[joefizz]

Not really I'm martyred. Sorry meant married.

He was hit with the tupperware...Rest in peace.

 

[preacher4truth]

Did your parents have any children that are actually good looking?

 

[WineRose]

Stay away from the nachos!

 

[joefizz]

Did your parents have any children that are actually good looking?

Yeah but they became addicted to make up,I'm one of the"good" kids!

 

[joefizz]

Stay away from the nachos!

they are not yo cheese nachos after all!

 

[joefizz]

they are not yo cheese nachos after all!

I make horrible puns frequently!

 

[zeroturbulence]

Consider yourself blessed. You dodged a bullet.

Don't make Trixie mad now...

 

[joefizz]

I go to church without skipping,ever!

 

[joefizz]

You must follow my lead!

 

[Galatea]

they are not yo cheese nachos after all!

Yes, I know they aren’t.

 

[Galatea]

I go to church without skipping,ever!

It is good to know you walk to church and do not skip.

 

[joefizz]

It is good to know you walk to church and do not skip.

Well I do have long legs!

 

[Galatea]

Well I do have long legs!

I figured you did.

 

[Milktalk]

I'm a nice person

 

[Galatea]

I'm a nice person

I’m as mean as a snake.

 

[penknight]

"I thought you were paying for it!"