scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Tommy379]

You don't want my thumb print?

Also a retinal scan and a buccal swab.

 

[joefizz]

Also a retinal scan and a buccal swab.

Nobody likes my credit cards...

 

[Bella37]

Anyway, you wanna come to my house and beat super mario wii level? I just can’t seem to pass it you know?

You're better than me, I can't get outa Mario1 the first world? dumb wholes, I fall in every time! I need your LUVVV, babe!

 

[joefizz]

Just a heads up...I chew with my mouth open.....

It's ok,It gives me a chance to brush your teeth thoroughly before you get a chance to ruin them again!

 

[joefizz]

You're better than me, I can't get outa Mario1 the first world? dumb wholes, I fall in every time! I need your LUVVV, babe!

What you need is better timing between jumps!

 

[loverofjesus27]

Ghost buddies meaning your parrots playing dress up.

Actually its better than that its spiders playing backgammon.

 

[Bella37]

NO bodys coming to my house, unless I have a ton of tissues that look like, pony tails!!!!!!!!!

 

[loverofjesus27]

They call my house the terrible house​.

 

[Bella37]

What you need is better timing between jumps!

Oh! ok thanx, here take my pony tail for that, boy what we do 4 LUVVV!

 

[joefizz]

Oh! ok thanx, here take my pony tail for that, boy what we do 4 LUVVV!

Where's the pony that goes with it?

 

[joefizz]

They call my house the terrible house​.

Yes I remember that,it was page 3 in the newspaper,crazy woman lives in garbage heap.

 

[joefizz]

NO bodys coming to my house, unless I have a ton of tissues that look like, pony tails!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to change your hairstyle?

 

[Bella37]

Where's the pony that goes with it?

It's up on the wall, put yurr glasses on then you will see it???.....seeing you got the tail, you can go first, okie dokie!

 

[joefizz]

I have hair phobia so you must get a full body shave to date me and I'll pay for it myself!

 

[joefizz]

It's up on the wall, put yurr glasses on then you will see it???.....seeing you got the tail, you can go first, okie dokie!

Alright if you insist...come down from that wall Pony!,ok your turn.

 

[Bella37]

Yes I remember that,it was page 3 in the newspaper,crazy woman lives in garbage heap.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! speechless in Aussieland! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[joefizz]

Seems reasonable.

And totally not problematic at all.

 

[joefizz]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! speechless in Aussieland! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Finally some complete verbal silence.

 

[loverofjesus27]

We need a shave i mean shade have you seen the sun?

 

[joefizz]

We need a shave i mean shade have you seen the sun?

Yes it fries my bacon often,have you seen the rotation of a toilet?