scare a date off with 1 phrase!

  • Thread starter Thread starter joefizz
  • Start date Start date
  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
"My thoughts for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow"
 
Last edited:
"I would like to inform you that I have something spontaneous planned for later...*wink*"
 
"I apologize in advance for you not making the cut when I raise my standards"
 
"I love you more each day as better options diminish"

P.S. I'm totally plagiarizing these. No ra-gerts, noimsayin'?
 
"I've always got time for you when I have nothing more interesting in my life"
 
"I promise you'll never catch me sexting another woman because it's too hard for me to type on my smartphone"
 
"I hope you know how much effort I put into pretending that I miss you when you're away"
 
"It takes zero effort to love you and only a fifth of Vodka to tolerate you"
 
"I love you as passionately as my emotion-dulling medications will allow"
 
"If you see my picture in this week's arrest log don't be alarmed.... it was just a misunderstanding... again..."
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back