scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[NoNameMcgee]

No thanks, I'll pass.. the booger is all yours..

thats cool

i already put that spinach from earlier in your soup....

enjoy

 

[Bicycleman]

I'm a hit man for the CIA, and I moonlight for the Mafia.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I killed John Gotti.. lol

I'm a hit man for the CIA, and I moonlight for the Mafia.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Aliens invaded my brain..

 

[blue_ladybug]

My cat wears a tinfoil hat. He's a conspiracy theorist.. lol

 

[blue_ladybug]

I recently had a sex-change surgery.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I buried my husband..in the basement..

 

[Susanna]

I buried my husband..in the basement..

Uh oh...everything you say etc.

LOL

 

[blue_ladybug]

It's not me, it's you. Really, it's you.

 

[joefizz]

It's not me, it's you. Really, it's you.

I only stalk you when you can't see me.

 

[joefizz]

I have a toilet at home,does jello sound good for dessert?

 

[joefizz]

May I call you buttons?

 

[MissAfricanNproud2B]

May I call you buttons?

Do you want to call me flat, shank, toggles, snap or poppers buttons? As you know there are different types of buttons for different purposes! Can i call you hook and eye fastenings?

 

[joefizz]

Do you want to call me flat, shank, toggles, snap or poppers buttons? As you know there are different types of buttons for different purposes! Can i call you hook and eye fastenings?

Just hook as I have a hook in place of a hand.

 

[MissAfricanNproud2B]

As you wish Hook, by hooking a dinner for date on beach alone?

 

[joefizz]

As you wish Hook, by hooking a dinner for date on beach alone?

Sure, so long as my girlfriend supervises us being alone.

 

[joefizz]

Aliens invaded my brain..

I thought I heard someone saying,"let me out"!

 

[joefizz]

That gap in your teeth is so alluring.

 

[joefizz]

Your big ears keep me cool when you move them.

 

[joefizz]

Your long arms make me think of a wind chime.