scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

I like how you eat but never talk.

 

[joefizz]

They way you slurp spaghetti reminds me of a tornado.

 

[Susanna]

They way you slurp spaghetti reminds me of a tornado.

That's the Tornado Alley spin. Lol

 

[Milktalk]

is that soup fresh or from a can of peanuts??

 

[WineRose]

Why did you get me a Pepsi when I asked you to get me a Coke?!

 

[joefizz]

How'd you get Pepsi,I got 7 up???

 

[joefizz]

I like broken down cars.

 

[joefizz]

I'm not alive today tomorrow I might be.

 

[joefizz]

My brain was rejected when I tried donating it to science.

 

[joefizz]

I can't clean,cook,fix anything,or converse well,but I can play loud music!

 

[Gracie_14]

I can't clean,cook,fix anything,or converse well,but I can play loud music!

i wonder if this is true…

 

[WineRose]

 

[joefizz]

Your hair look like chicken tenders!(tries to nibble hair to see if not an illusion)

 

[WineRose]

If you want to continue dating me, you must delete your CC account right now pls

 

[Milktalk]

I like to spend most of my time in tree tops

 

[Milktalk]

I like to brush my hair in circular motions

 

[Milktalk]

is number 4 really masquerading as number 6?

 

[WineRose]

Please give me a sandwich, I'm so thirsty right now.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Please give me a sandwich, I'm so thirsty right now.

No one will give you a sandwich. You have to work and earn it for yourself.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

if it wasnt for sandwiches



the desert would be far safer