scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

I believe I can fly!!!!! on a donkey.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I've heard lighting a lawn mower on fire brings great warmth and comfort.

Is that why they call you Joe Fizz

 

[joefizz]

Why am I posting here again?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I believe I can fly!!!!! on a donkey.

Well donkey's can talk - it's in the Bible

 

[joefizz]

Now everybody "Cheese" I must find crackers.

 

[joefizz]

Is that why they call you Joe Fizz

The fizzy king of randomness too for some strange reason maybe it's my sideburns.

 

[joefizz]

When I'm tired I post random stuff in singles forum.

 

[joefizz]

When I'm tired I post random stuff in singles forum.

Repeat after me after I repeat after me.

 

[joefizz]

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's a knock out.

 

[joefizz]

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's a knock out.

If you think I can sing and want a diamond ring,call your mother!

 

[joefizz]

I am falling asleep like a deer hit on the head by santa claus's bowling ball.

 

[joefizz]

I make some sense but only when I'm talking politics.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Why am I posting here again?

Because it's funny hahaaaahahaaa

 

[joefizz]

Could we possibly dodge traffic together?

 

[joefizz]

Because it's funny hahaaaahahaaa

Cousin it is here? that's news to me.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Repeat after me after I repeat after me.

Can you repeat that

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

You're kidding - this is a date?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Cousin it is here? that's news to me.

Did he come over from a different thread?

 

[WineRose]

Hmm...now where did I put the emetic poison...

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I collect rattle snakes for a hobby