scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[HisUnfailingLove]

That's right you had better apologize!(hahaha hahaha)

So in the presence of all these witnesses Joe the Fizzyman:

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have a hot date tonight once we've finished here

 

[Waggles]

I have a hot date tonight once we've finished here

A hot date??
Share the gossip
We won't tell anyone
wink wink

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

A hot date??
Share the gossip
We won't tell anyone
wink wink

My hot date tonight will be with the insides of my eyelids very soon lol

 

[Waggles]

Have you put on weight?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Can we just be friends?

 

[Ariel82]

I am a wolf dressed up in sheep's clothing

I am really a sheep but my mom dressed me. As a wolf today.....

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

If your date is an unbeliever:

Hey, so what do you think of Jesus' finished works on the cross?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

You never know, it could convert 'em !! Might not ruin the date afterall...

 

[Bella37]

Please take a selfish (picture) and send it to me.

But Darling, my hair is so messy, & I have Bat Man here at the moment!

 

[Bella37]

I am really a sheep but my mom dressed me. As a wolf today.....

I'm really a Red Riding Hood, & Gran Ma dressed me up as a, basket of sandwiches! Duhhhh

 

[Bella37]

Can we just be friends?

That's what I thought, that we were????

 

[Bella37]

Have you put on weight?

Yes, you noticed, I did all for you, now do you love me!!!

 

[joefizz]

So in the presence of all these witnesses Joe the Fizzyman:

But I'm so heartless how can I accept your apology?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Yes, you noticed, I did all for you, now do you love me!!!

Yes I do so let's get married and only fat people can come to our wedding
(Oh that's terrible!)

 

[Bella37]

Speaking of pests -why are we here again??

LOL apologies

Apologies for what?....I am the pest exterminator!!!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I actually sometimes put my hand over my mouth when I press reply to these - it's so cheeky!

 

[joefizz]

Yes, you noticed, I did all for you, now do you love me!!!

No because I don't know you!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Apologies for what?....I am the pest exterminator!!!

Oh good, did you bring your super-charged detonators? We can use them later

 

[joefizz]

Yes I do so let's get married and only fat people can come to our wedding
(Oh that's terrible!)

We'll call the event overloaded buffet wedding.