scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Milktalk]

LOL joey joe joe ur so phunny

I have two left feet and two right hands.

 

[Deade]

Wanna see my cow-chip collection?

 

[Milktalk]

4 is not 6 where I come from

 

[joefizz]

4 is not 6 where I come from

6 changes to 9 where I live.

 

[joefizz]

Can lah fine siao people.(Singlish)

 

[joefizz]

Alamak Sian catch no ball......(more singlish)

 

[WineRose]

Drinking paint is good for you!

 

[SillyMillie]

So what color is your urine, typically?

 

[SillyMillie]

I met with the aliens again today

 

[WineRose]

My gender is spaghetti.

 

[joefizz]

My gender is spaghetti.

My shoe size is mount rushmore.

 

[joefizz]

My gender is spaghetti.

My species name is...
Joefizzos Bizzarata.

 

[Milktalk]

I like to jog sideways.

 

[Deade]

Do ya wanna cuddle?

 

[toinena]

I hashtag every attempt to physical touch with #metoo.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I like to jog sideways.

I would love to see that, Milktalk haha that’s so funny!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I want to enjoy this date with you but my other self won’t let me

 

[Deade]

Those people in my head won't shut up!

 

[joefizz]

I track trolls unprofessionally once in a while.

 

[MichaelOwen]

I track trolls unprofessionally once in a while.

Internet trolls?