scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Didymous]

My wives have to meet you, to decide if you're worthy to date me.

 

[garet82]

So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!

oh really? i just realize that lol

 

[garet82]

My wives have to meet you, to decide if you're worthy to date me.

this one is awesome lol

 

[garet82]

my ex boyfriend never likes me finding other guy

 

[loverofjesus27]

You just don’t fit in the trash can. Ok I prob outraged the thread. Lol

 

[Didymous]

You just don’t fit in the trash can. Ok I prob outraged the thread. Lol

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!

 

[joefizz]

You just don’t fit in the trash can. Ok I prob outraged the thread. Lol

(still much to learn)
Your eyes look like those of a baked fish with barbecue sauce.

 

[joefizz]

my ex boyfriend never likes me finding other guy

He doesn't like hide and seek much does he?

 

[joefizz]

Could you sharpen my nails for me they don't cut food like they use to...

 

[joefizz]

Please subscribe to my youtube videos in order to date me because for each video you watch I'll fall more in love with you.

 

[LittleMermaid]

I haven't shaved my legs since November!

 

[Didymous]

I shaved my legs!!!!

 

[Didymous]

Now they're really hairy!!!

 

[loverofjesus27]

I tweezed my eyebrows not sure what form you can call it.

 

[joefizz]

I tweezed my eyebrows not sure what form you can call it.

I had wondered why you keep twitching!

 

[Milktalk]

I'm you in the future.

 

[loverofjesus27]

I had wondered why you keep twitching!

Its my nature, i was born with that superpower.

 

[LittleMermaid]

I was born a man.

 

[loverofjesus27]

I was born a man.

Thats a good one. Haha.

 

[LittleMermaid]

Thats a good one. Haha.

Haha thanks!