SG's Insult-O-Rama!!!

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SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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I hope everyone knows the OP title is purely tongue-in-cheek..

The Presby's TULIP...

Total Dependency--They HAVE TO have their booze. No other way around it.

Unconditional Embriagado--Even the Presbys in Portugal have to have their booz.

Limited Angeschickert--Same for the Presbys in Germany.

Irresistible Guzzling--They can't get enough booze. They used to have a drinking problem, but now love the stuff.

Preservation of the Sauce--They drink so much booze, they buy it by the truck load. So they have to keep it in safe places so that it doesn't turn bad.
 
Ohio is credited with inventing the toothbrush. In any other state it would have been called a teeth brush.
 
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