Shall we write a story? I think we shall

[Theron]

himthemand-ustoo

 

[resurrection33]

and said ...

 

[bigkcola_03]

give me back my fillet o fish!!!! but the manager, angry at being slapped with the fish, replied...

 

[Schwager]

leave before i fillet your fish! The boy than

 

[resurrection33]

decided, “I’ve had it!” and started to cross the street to eat at Burger King, but

 

[bigkcola_03]

instead of "having it his way", as Burger King promised,

 

[resurrection33]

ketchup flew all over the room when he took his first bite, so

 

[bigkcola_03]

he jumped up and ran as far as he could, and found himself in the deserted region of the ancient Aztecs, and saw

 

[resurrection33]

a craft designed to fly to the moon. The only problem was

 

[Rissa77]

it was empty of gas. So he got some soda and beans..

 

[bigkcola_03]

but he was still to hungry from not having his lunch that he ate the soda and beans instead of using them to help boost the ship.

 

[Rissa77]

(WOOOOOOOOO you read from the beginning!! props to you!! i thought no one would make the story make sense)

he sat there thinking, with belly finally full, and realized........

 

[bigkcola_03]

(haha, thanks. )

that his mom was telling the story abt HIM!! and he didnt remember any of this happening! so he interrupted her and said....

 

[Rissa77]

"And what did you expect me to do next? Was I...."

 

[bigkcola_03]

"...going to find a car near by to drive since i ate the gas for the ship?" the boy stared at his mother as she was quickly changed the course of her story, realizing she's been caught.she'd forgotten abt the car she drove into the room.

 

[Rissa77]

"Well dear.. um yes enough of this foolishness. We need to.."

 

[bigkcola_03]

eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!! but as she went to the car to fetch the sandwiches, she realized they were no longer there because...

 

[Rissa77]

the horse had eaten them. The genie returned him because..

 

[bigkcola_03]

he wanted his bottle back!! but the boy didnt have it, so the genie...

 

[jwsavedbychrist]

hung the boy by his toenail and beat him with a wet noodle, but then....