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Wait... he said WHEELS!!! HERESY!!!!!!!! Cars don't REALLY have round wheels, do they??? That's just a demonic illusion.some time the laugh is good
Wait... he said WHEELS!!! HERESY!!!!!!!! Cars don't REALLY have round wheels, do they??? That's just a demonic illusion.some time the laugh is good
Or, you forgot to mention, birds' heads falling off.What to flat earthers think ,say, about other figures of speech ?
Is today the day of Salvation or was that said for those 2000+ years ago.
Is Jesus really a fuzzy little farm animal?
What are the stars hanging on?
Can they describe Jesus' sword?
Can a person really have a beam in their eye?
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Two things: First, I hope to help those who are drawn to the FE myth but are still on the fence. Second, I do have fun with some of them. Well, I enjoy it anyway. I'm retired so I have time to do a bit of research. I've always taken the globe as a given. Now I am certain beyond doubt.Gideon, I know this frustrates you, but there are some people who will never believe no matter what you say, do, or provide. Just have fun with it. I do![]()
Oh yeah? How do you know the world's not infinitesimally flat and thromboid-shaped? Huh? How do we know we're in 3 dimensions and not... ONE??!!?? How do we know the moon's not one gigantic ball (or flat disc??) of CHEESE??? Because NASA -- that evil lying entity -- tells us otherwise???? How do I know I'm not just a pimple on the giant rear-end of humanity???? How do we know we even exist????Two things: First, I hope to help those who are drawn to the FE myth but are still on the fence. Second, I do have fun with some of them. Well, I enjoy it anyway. I'm retired so I have time to do a bit of research. I've always taken the globe as a given. Now I am certain beyond doubt.
dont push your luckI'm not just a pimple on the giant rear-end of humanity
Too late... Oh dear Heavens... toooo late....dont push your luck
Oh yeah? How do you know the world's not infinitesimally flat and thromboid-shaped? Huh? How do we know we're in 3 dimensions and not... ONE??!!?? How do we know the moon's not one gigantic ball (or flat disc??) of CHEESE??? Because NASA -- that evil lying entity -- tells us otherwise???? How do I know I'm not just a pimple on the giant rear-end of humanity???? How do we know we even exist????
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
It can be a challenge determining what is a figure of speech, and what is meant literally. The sun being darkened and the moon turning to blood, for instance. Literal or figurative? And if literal, you've also got the stars falling from the sky in the same passage. So in heliocentricity, that just can't work, given the stars are millions of light years away. So it forces the whole passage to be figurative, when I think it is intended as literal (blood being the red colour, rather than actual blood).What to flat earthers think ,say, about other figures of speech ?
Is today the day of Salvation or was that said for those 2000+ years ago.
Is Jesus really a fuzzy little farm animal?
What are the stars hanging on?
Can they describe Jesus' sword?
Can a person really have a beam in their eye?
are we not to understand Scripture by comparing scripture to scripture?It can be a challenge determining what is a figure of speech, and what is meant literally. The sun being darkened and the moon turning to blood, for instance. Literal or figurative? And if literal, you've also got the stars falling from the sky in the same passage. So in heliocentricity, that just can't work, given the stars are millions of light years away. So it forces the whole passage to be figurative, when I think it is intended as literal (blood being red, rather than actual blood).
I don't think they compare exactly. One you have a dream, the other you have an event (i.e. the Day of the Lord, the signs of the coming of the Son of Man). I agree there may be a link, but I disagree that we are licenced to portray real events as parables or dreams.are we not to understand Scripture by comparing scripture to scripture?
Gen 37:9 And he dreamed yet another dream, and told it his brethren, and said, Behold, I have dreamed a dream more; and, behold, the sun and the moon and the eleven stars made obeisance to me.
OK we dont agree . if every one agreed the forums would be boringI don't think they compare exactly. One you have a dream, the other you have an event (i.e. the Day of the Lord, the signs of the coming of the Son of Man). I agree there may be a link, but I disagree that we are licenced to portray real events as parables or dreams.
So you think the sun won't be literally darkened at all, and the moon won't (literally) go blood red?OK we dont agree .
The sun has darkened many times i have seen a red moon. The son darkened the day they murdered Jesus agree?So you think the sun won't be literally darkened at all, and the moon won't (literally) go blood red?
Oh yeah? How do you know the world's not infinitesimally flat and thromboid-shaped? Huh? How do we know we're in 3 dimensions and not... ONE??!!?? How do we know the moon's not one gigantic ball (or flat disc??) of CHEESE??? Because NASA -- that evil lying entity -- tells us otherwise???? How do I know I'm not just a pimple on the giant rear-end of humanity???? How do we know we even exist????
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Some Biblical researchers believe the stars are political powers falling from their seats.It can be a challenge determining what is a figure of speech, and what is meant literally. The sun being darkened and the moon turning to blood, for instance. Literal or figurative? And if literal, you've also got the stars falling from the sky in the same passage. So in heliocentricity, that just can't work, given the stars are millions of light years away. So it forces the whole passage to be figurative, when I think it is intended as literal (blood being the red colour, rather than actual blood).
yyyeeeessss..... Maybe a flat earth's a good idea after allmmmm.......cheese.
I wonder if anyone has traveled to the four corners of the flat earth?yyyeeeessss..... Maybe a flat earth's a good idea after all![]()
Most of the stars falling from the sky verses do not have them falling to earth.It can be a challenge determining what is a figure of speech, and what is meant literally. The sun being darkened and the moon turning to blood, for instance. Literal or figurative? And if literal, you've also got the stars falling from the sky in the same passage. So in heliocentricity, that just can't work, given the stars are millions of light years away. So it forces the whole passage to be figurative, when I think it is intended as literal (blood being the red colour, rather than actual blood).
I wonder if anyone has traveled to the four corners of the flat earth?