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seoulsearch said:
Now you have me wondering what cousins Clint Northwood and Clint Southwood are like... 😁
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Clint Northwood was last seen courting Margaret Atwood up in Canada. He might be barking up the wrong tree, however.

Clint Southwood lives in the swamps of Florida and is also known as the Florida man. He often appears in the news which report on his adventures.

I am not sure why all four cousins are named Clint.
 
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Amy Whinehouse Rehab Studio

For those who've reached rock bottom and don't want to go anywhere else.
Most people just call it the Amy Whinehouse. Or the AW for short.

Patients in the lockup have padded walls and are connected to a recording studio where they can record their best karaoke whine songs without disturbing others.
 
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Britney Fishing Spears

They are bright neon pink, for easy identification. Britney has recently returned to her Louisiana roots, and there will be a new line of outdoor gear on offer in the near future, but rest assured, it won't be knock off Justin Timberlakeland shoes. These are rugged huntin' shootin' fishin' gear designed for the strong, independent woman in you.
 
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Anne Hathaway II

The successor to Shakespeare's first wife, who inherited his second best bed. Anne Hathaway the Second has starred in many sequels including The Princess Diaries 2 and The Devil Wears Prada 2.
Not to be confused with Anne Hathaway 2.0 a CGI AI version who is in the video game 'Catwoman Returns'
 
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Audrey Hepburner

The Audrey Hepburner is a unique Dutch Oven/Air fryer/Grill Master/Kettle Cooker.
The Audrey Heburner can be used to make chocolate fondue, breakfast at Tiffany's, high teas, lamb cutlets and romantic meals for two. Impress your loved one with your new found cooking skills thanks to the wonderfully elegant, effortless Audrey Hepburner.
 
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Lynx said:
This is a thread where you pick a star name and mash his name up with a word, then describe what that term is.

Example:
John Wikipedia: an online, user editable database of all the characters John Wick has killed in movies. This database can be searched by actor name, character name in the movie or sorted by movies.

Madonnanon: group therapy center for people who have a crippling obsession with Madonna.

Taylor Swiftboat: a congressional investigation into Taylor Swift's alleged connection to the Swiftboat smear campaign.

What can y'all come up with? I'm sure it will be better than this.
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What a great idea, nice one Lynx :cool:

I'll be back, i prefer the Terminator franchise to the Wick one. Which is surprising, i definitely like Keanu more than Arnie, maybe the violence is a bit too formulaic in the John Wick, for my liking :unsure:
 
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Huge props to Lanolin. You're crushing it!

Got any more? :D
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Vivien Flea

She played Harlot Mascara in the movie Gone with the Window, with Clint Southwood, who played a butler called Red.
If I recall she famously made a dress out of her curtains which were green. This clashed with Red's silk petticoat that he was planning on giving her Mammy (played by Hattie McSpaniel) Harlot Mascara was mighty jealous and decided she would declare her love for Ashley Milk (played by Brad Pittfall) instead. However she was out of luck for he planned on marrying Melania Hamiltron (played by JLo) She got mad, threw a vase at him that missed and broke the window.

She was responsible for starting the Civilised War. What a woman!
 
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Oprah Win Free Books Club

Oprah likes giving away free stuff, particularly books. She especially likes the Book of Ruth, where she got her namesake from - Ruth's lesser known sister-in-law Orpah, who turned back to Moab and didn't follow Naomi. Oprah was just a spelling mistake though, however, she made the best of her life and look at her now!
When you join Oprah Win Free Books Club you also get a subscription to her magazine 'O', a pair of shoes, and maybe some Maybelline Mascara. Oh and a Bible, 'O' T of course. This is what you get for staying single and free.
 
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Nicole Kiddingman

This is what you say when you make a joke about Australians and nobody really gets it. You say 'I'm just Nicole Kiddingman!' And then everyone laughs.
Usually the jokes involve saying fesh for fish and sex for six. Or effluent for affluent. Look at moi, look at moi...I'm just Nicole Kiddingman!
 
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Mariah Scarey

Sony's record sales had fallen after everything went digital. Mariah Carey was their biggest artist. They saw there was a major market for emos online so her AI avatar knock off decided to release goth versions of her songs. They had a hit download with is 'All I want for Halloween' The answer is of course... boo!

Her kids, Rock and Roll, don't agree though. They think the answer is candy.

Scary Spice has a word with Mariah Scarey and in the future they are going to collaborate with a dual mashup of Ghostbusters. Mariah Scarey has a screaming 8 octave range, and Scary Spice has a tongue ring so she can handle Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
 
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Amy Grants

This is a fundraising charity for CCM. If you apply for an Amy Grant, it means she will give you money so you can record your very own CCM worship song. CCM stands for Christian Canned Music.
 
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Prince Marry

When you cross Harry with Meghan and they have another baby boy, they are going to name him this. Prince Marry is going to grow up with a Royal title, as third time's the charm. Too bad for Archie and Lilibet, they are going to stay single, so the third in line can have a go sitting on the Bench.

When Prince Marry comes of age and ties the knot he's going to be called the Duke of Sussingsex, as the Duchess doesn't like...the title of Earl of Dumbledore. She thinks everyone will confuse Prince Marry with Harry Potter. Besides his wife will then be the Duchess of Sussingsex even if they end up living in Botswanaland.
 
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Prince Andrewed

This is what happens when your life is screwed up by Mister Windsor. You have been Prince Andrewed. Ladies don't let this happen to you. Gentlemen you're relatively safe, as Mister Windsor has already been Fergied. But she's in AA now and working her twelve steps with Oprah Win Free Books as her sponsor. Mister Windsor needs possibly more than that to get out of the dungeons in the Tower of London, where bad Royals end up.
 
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Emily B Family

There are too many stars named Emily. Or Emma Lee, Emily B, Emily Blunt, Aunty Em, Emma B, M Lee Hammer, Eminem, er...Em M alee, anyone who has an MBA...
So just to reiterate, Emily B has a huge family tree and its gets confusing. So if you want to know who someone really is, ask if they belong to the Emily B Family.. and in urban slang it means, Which one???

As you are confused by all the different Emilys.
You can also say 'I belong to the Emily B Family' whenever anyone asks you the annoying question..Who ARE You? Or Where do you come from? You don't want to lie, and you don't want to state the obvious, but you are tired of answering so you say Emily B, until the real Emily B comes down on you like a tonne of bricks, gets angry and says ' no, *I* am Emily B
 
Hugh Grants

Somewhat related to the Amy Grants, but it's for people to apply to be in movies like Love Actually, Bridget Jones, Notting Hill, Four weddings and a funeral, etc. You can be an extra in a crowd, or someone who accidentally spills some coffee or juice on Hugh Grant, so that he has to take his shirt off in full view of the movie camera.
 
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