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Lanolin Gold

Awarded myself after 373 thread posts. I'm hoping to make 400 but well, 373 is a good number. The seoulsearcher has already gone way past gold, she's into the crystals, possibly ruby or diamond.
 
Donald Trumpet

One of those soft-serve icecream cones from McDonalds. Only $1. Sometimes they come with a flake. Eat it before it melts, or it just turns back into milk and you have to slurp it from a soggy cone, ending up with a milk moustache.
 
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What the Hello Kitty

When you find that every single item has been Hello Kittyised. From your laptop, to your school bag, lunch box, postage stamps, ice cream, sunglasses, pyjamas, pillowcase, shoes, socks....
 
Lynxafied

When Lynxomatic or Lynxsys posts after you, makes a cryptic comment, or refers to you in another post. I've been lynxafied so many times I've lost count. I may possibly be lynxafied after this...again.
 
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Dolly Part One

Dolly Part One is the first part of a series of books by Dolly, the famous blonde buxom country singer. People think she copied Cher who published her memoir, Cher Part one, with Part two coming out later this year.
Dolly has so much to say/write about, that James Patterson is going to help her, as his series runs to about 200 or so books. They take up a lot of space in her Imagination Library.

As Dolly and Cher are kinda the same age, it's thought they share the same plastic surgeon. Thankfully the don't fight over wigs too much, with Dolly preferring and never straying from her blonde locks, while Cher has always had dark hair. However I have seen her try a bit of blonde, and it doesn't look too bad on her. She just doesn't spike it up like Dolly.
 
Cher gown

A Cher gown is one that's transparent with sequins, or rhinestones or feathers or all three on it. When ladies wear one of these gowns, people remark 'that's so Cher'. Some may accuse you of being naked, when you wear a Cher gown, but you can just say 'As if' or 'whatever'. It's Cher!
 
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Tailor Swift

Tailor Swift makes gowns too, but they are not transparent, just sparkly. Tailor Swift can also transform your swimwear into a showgirl outfit, with the addition of a few sequins paired with boot heels and fishnets.

You would never confuse a Tailor Swift with a Cher gown though.
 
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What the Hello Kitty

When you find that every single item has been Hello Kittyised. From your laptop, to your school bag, lunch box, postage stamps, ice cream, sunglasses, pyjamas, pillowcase, shoes, socks....
Best-of-show so far.
 
Plusheen

Everything has become a fat plushy cat. Even toast. What the Hello Kitty??? No, it's been plusheened



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Abraham Lanolincoln lives in a cclog cabin.
Does he now? Huh.
I live just off Lincoln Road. I don't know if it's named after him...maybe?
Like Auckland is named after Lord Auckland whom I know nothing about.
 
Taxcinda
What right-wing people called Jacinda Ardern

Jacindamania
Left-wing people's response to Jacinda Ardern

Dame Jacinda
What the Queen thought of Jacinda Adern. There is nothing like a Dame.
 
Auckwood

What living in Auckland is like....the traffic!

Wellywood

What Wellingtonians think of Wellington, the centre of the universe, the star capital of New Zealand

Hamiltron

Shortened to 'the Tron' it's what we all call Hamilton. Meant to be the 'city of the future' few people have heard of it outside of New Zealand

Christchurch

The crime capital of the South Island. It's where you'd get shot down if you attended a Mosque. Everyone knows its neo-nazi population. When people say they are from Christchurch outsiders are like, yep, we know. Or 'I lived in Christchurch' meaning you lived there and escaped after being traumatised by the earthquake, the cold, the racism, or all three.
 
So many cheap word games those previous posts are getting at. I think I just will have to shut up now.😂
Well trot out a few expensive ones and let's see how they go.

Everything's bigger in Texasgal: she's so tiny that a candy bar is her 6 course meal.