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Well trot out a few expensive ones and let's see how they go.

Everything's bigger in Texasgal: she's so tiny that a candy bar is her 6 course meal.
Im a lot of things, but tiny is not one of them.😂
 
Tom-Tom Cruise

It was a GPS satnav thing that quickly became out of date once Google expanded their online maps. What used to be Mission Impossible became possible for everyone thanks to bluetooth and smartphones
 
Texasgal Chicken

Texasgal Chicken or TGC for short is a rival to Kentucky Fryguy Chicken. The star menu item for TGC is her honeybuns.
Also at Texasgal Chicken all her staff (called the hens) have Texasgallantry and always ask, 'Will you be having honeybuns with that?' If you say no, the hens will say ' Bless your heart'
Make sure you leave a big tip because her portions are big.
 
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Reese Witherspoons

A brand of stylish feminine homeware with Reese's monogram branded on it. She not only has spoons, but also knives, forks, and matching dishes, tea cups and cup cake holders, carafes and glasses. Perfect for book club gatherings, were readers sip whiskey in teacups or spoon honey in their glasses of iced tea with their cupcakes and little petit fours while wearing fifties style tea-dresses with pearls and gloves all in matching pink and white colours.
 
Anna Wintourist

Fashion slaves who trail former Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour around the runways of the fashion capitals of the world - Paris, Milan, New York, London. You can tell them by the Prada sunglasses they are always wearing and their impossibly chic couture.
 
eminems

Eminem got tired of always being confused with the candy, so he decided, if I can't beat 'em, I'll join 'em. So he came out with his own line of candies, except instead of being chocolate on the inside and candy coloured on the outside, he put the chocolate on the outside and had the candy colours on the inside.
They are too small to bite into but you can tell what colours they are by sucking the chocolate off them and sticking out your tongue.
As for melting in your hands, well that only applies if you live somewhere hot, like Florida. In Michigan you won't have that problem.
 
Club Ned

It's a Krazy Kristian Kamp. At Club Ned, you get to do what you've always wanted to do, sing Kumbaya around a campfire while holding hands. Be baptised in a cold river. Eat a lot of potluck. Wear choir robes to bed. Craft stained glass windows. Break bread. Practise walking on water. You can read the Bible all day, while relaxing in a pew, if you are skinny enough to fit along length wise. If you aren't you can always fast and pray.

No Homers please. Homers can stay at home.
 
Club Ned

It's a Krazy Kristian Kamp. At Club Ned, you get to do what you've always wanted to do, sing Kumbaya around a campfire while holding hands. Be baptised in a cold river. Eat a lot of potluck. Wear choir robes to bed. Craft stained glass windows. Break bread. Practise walking on water. You can read the Bible all day, while relaxing in a pew, if you are skinny enough to fit along length wise. If you aren't you can always fast and pray.

No Homers please. Homers can stay at home.
They do so much fishing at club Ned that they had to open a side business, Flander's flounders.
 
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An electric seoulseaurge, also called a power seoulseaurge, occurs when the voltage in seoulsearch's posting circuit rises significantly above its normal level...seaurges can be small, causing gradual wear on electronics, or large enough to immediately destroy devices, fry circuit boards, or even start fires.
 
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Engblomulus; the Finnish cultivar of this Hydrangea

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Meminem

A medium size eminem. Eminems are small, you can chuck a handful in your mouth. Meminems are the size that you can only put one in your mouth at a time, and it stops you from talking, like a gobstopper. A leminem is the largest and you have to cut it in pieces, in wedges like an orange. Or a lemon.

For short, people call them Ems, Mems, and Lems
 
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Memolin mashies

Lanolin and Mem mashed up some potatoes. Lanolin added the butter and salt, Mem the milk and spices.
The result was a creamy starchy carb loaded mashy dough that you then shape into stars and airfry. Bon Appetit!

It's better than gnocchi and alphabet soup.
 
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