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Lately we haven't seen many stars. Forum stars, maybe, but not real stars.

Jennifer Anistoned: Jennifer retired from Hollywood, moved to Mississippi and opened a weed shop.
 
Elmoa

In previous lifetime Elmo's mother got together Big Bird and the result was a red furry female moa called Elmoa. Who is actually Elmos big half breed sister. You don't see her much, like Snuffleupagus, many people don't even believe she exists.

Big furry mammoths and moas became extinct years ago, in the last Ice Age! So goes the prevailing fake news. Or...did they evolve? Watch this you-tube video to find out...because you-tube videos are always accurate. Also she was posting on X, so it must be true.
 
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Miss Piggy Bank

This is a high end fashion handbag that doubles as a purse for rich sows. It comes with a Green Card (Kermit the frogs credit card), lipstick and is fashioned from strings of pearls.

Fashionistas and Met Gala Muppet stars all clamour to own a Miss Piggy Bank. Ever since Lady Gagafield was seen on the red carpet with one, sales went through the roof. Wall Street currently has thousands of female investors in Miss Piggy Banks. Who knew that handbags could be so lucrative??
 
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Lady Gagafield

Lady Gagafield often appears wearing cat costumes from the Broadway musical, Cats, especially orange striped ones,. She wears them all the time, unlike Jennifer Anydots and Taylor Cheetah Swiftclaws who took theirs off at the end of the show.

People on social media called her a 'crazy cat lady' but Lada Gagafield just responded 'My furry fame monsters all adore me. They all buy my Smelly Cat perfumes and Miss Piggy Bank pawbags'

Social media asked Lynx to comment about this new fashioned feline onsie fad, but he made no comment. So she hasn't been Lynxafied...yet.
 
Cats pyjamas

Onesies that comes in a variety of different Cats. Most popular are the Mr Mistofeles tuxedo, the furry Grizzabella, and the lovable Rum Tum Tigger in extra large.
Also there are twin set matching Cats pyjamas, that the Olsen Twins have designed. You can wear the Rumpleteaser or the Mungojerry. They range from size kitten to size tiger and come in pairs.
Lady Gagafield and her body double love wearing them.
 
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Jenny Anydotson

A Cats pyjamas onsie made popular by Jennifer Anistoned which appeared on one episode of Friends. Rachel was wearing one when she and Ross were on a break. Rachel decided to get a pair of Cats pyjamas, after seeing Ross's previous girlfriend Julie wear one when they were sleeping together. Phoebe saw it in the rack in the boutique where she found her Santa pants and decided to give one to Rachel for Christmas.

I won't spoil the episode, you have to watch You-tube to find it, if you can't find it on Netflix. It's The One With The Cats Pyjamas in season 9.
 
Chandler Bling

Janice often called her jewellery my Chandler Bling. She actually coerced Chandler to buy her an engagement ring while he was in Yemen, after calling him lawng distance.

Matthew Perry wrote this episode under the influence of pain-in-the-neck killers. It was called The One With All The Bling, Season 9.

This was the extended season that was secretly made after Friends officially ended, when the actors had a break and used one of the Central Perks of writing Friends episodes. Janice was so wildly popular that they had to bring her back for a flashback episode, before Chandler married Monica.

I don't know if its still on You-tube where you can find clips and bloopers of the funniest OMG moments. You might need to subscribe to You-tube premium for that, where they have Friends video games. Have you played the online Trivia game with Friends? It's hilarious. There's also the six multi-player version for those that love RPG.
 
MeToo tube

Alyssa MilaNO started this online video platform as a response to all the male chauvinist material on you-tube. No fake tradwives on this channel. It educates women to say NO to the Harvey Weinsteins and Jeffrey Epsteins of this world. Viva la Resistance!
 
Beyonce balls

Beyounce balls are bootylicious. What are Beyonce Balls, I hear you ask. Well Beyonce is no stranger to designer merch. They are basketballs that are extra bouncy as well as sparkly for women who want to look bootylicious while playing basketball. Who says only men can play basketball?

The Queen Bey consulted with sista Serena Williams about her designer sports merch, after what she'd done to bring style and glam to the tennis courts. Queen Bey noticed there was a gap in the market for aspiring female basketball players and since she looves watching the NBA Finals this was a no brainer.

She predicts this will take off, and will be even bigger than the Superbowl at half time.
 
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Meghan Markled

If you've been Meghan Markled, you've sold out. This can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on which side of the Atlantic you are from. The Royals were Meghan Markled when Meghan made her Megxit. She took H and their children, A and L with her and now can only be seen on Netflix where she's promoting hosting parties under the Duchess of Sussexit moniker.

Princess Catherine is not amused. She was the OG Party Pieces Person! It took her 10 years to build her reputation, so much that the public called her 'Waity Katy' as if she was a mere waitress - a check out girl at Waitrose. (they are actually known as COGS) . She's been Meghan Markled too.

The whole borrowing lip gloss incident has never been forgotten. When will this saga ever end?!
 
Lately we haven't seen many stars. Forum stars, maybe, but not real stars.

Jennifer Anistoned: Jennifer retired from Hollywood, moved to Mississippi and opened a weed shop.
Where’s that shop? At Parchman? I need to get access.😂
 
Meghan Markled

If you've been Meghan Markled, you've sold out. This can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on which side of the Atlantic you are from. The Royals were Meghan Markled when Meghan made her Megxit. She took H and their children, A and L with her and now can only be seen on Netflix where she's promoting hosting parties under the Duchess of Sussexit moniker.

Princess Catherine is not amused. She was the OG Party Pieces Person! It took her 10 years to build her reputation, so much that the public called her 'Waity Katy' as if she was a mere waitress - a check out girl at Waitrose. (they are actually known as COGS) . She's been Meghan Markled too.

The whole borrowing lip gloss incident has never been forgotten. When will this saga ever end?!
I see YOU are feeling good today. :p
 
Disgraceland

Where the Memphis Mafia lived, when their business tanked.

Bratpackers hostel

Where the Brat Pack stayed on their spring break. The Brat Pack, was, in no particular order...Molly Ringworm, Demi Moore's ghost. Emilio B Estevez, Rob Lowelife, Allycat Sheedy and for some strange reason, an underage guy called McLovin, who was in another teen movie years later.

The Tipp Topp Twins

What Jools and Lynda, yodelling lesbian sister country singing comedy stars, were branded at the dairy, selling double scooped ice cream after New Zealands First Tip Top icecream model Rachel Hunter retired from her job selling Donald Trumpets. Rachel had married the womanizing rock star Rod Stewart.

Sadly Jools Topp has recently passed away aged 68. RIP Jools Topp, you were a true blue kiwi icon. Lynda is only a single cone now, but Jools will be missed.
 
She was bannjelina'd from there.
I can only imagine. Jen ex probably talked too loud in Dolly's imagination library. The librarians would have shushed her, and said, we're here to read, and use our imaginations, not watch YOU on tv.
 
Dwayne "the tub" Johnson did not make it wery far in his westlewing caweew.
 
Ellen Degenerous

Stingy comedy tv talk show host, who, unlike Oprah Win free books, isn't very generous and never gives stuff away. She makes fun of her guests instead.
 
Leonardo deCapricorn

Leo is a Capricorn, according to his horoscope. He only goes with Virgos that are too good for him. Like Kate deVirgo in deMovie Titanic.
 
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