I just found out that the spin-off series Torchwood is an acronym of Doctor Who. Mind blown.
In other news, I just bought ice cream. I put the "decoy" ice cream in front of the freezer, and the Ben & Jerry's in the back. So far it's working, as the kid has only gotten into the decoy. Why, oh, why have I not done this sooner?
If they're anything like me they'll find it soon enough. They'll be looking for some random thing buried in the freezer, and whaddya know... boom, there's Ben and Jerry's staring you in the face. Or falling out and attempting to break your foot.
