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Firefly... I loved Firefly!!!
Ok... I'm getting even more depressed...
Needing my pillow... he understands me so well....
Sorry, sister. I didn't want to make you depressed. What can you do to cheer yourself up?
Firefly... I loved Firefly!!!
Ok... I'm getting even more depressed...
Needing my pillow... he understands me so well....
Sorry, sister. I didn't want to make you depressed. What can you do to cheer yourself up?
*Lynx' whiskers twitch as he smells another thread brewing on the back burner.I just read an article about a dating app that only accepts "super hot people". Apparently there's some kind of panel that screens your application and decides if you are "hot enough", "relevant enough" (popular on social media or famous), or have a career in a "creative" i.e., modeling, field that screens out only the most famous and best-looking people.
I'm wondering how the version for that would be as a dating site for Exclusively Super Spiritual People. You know... only THE Most Spiritual People accepted and what the requirements would be (do you have to have gone on so many missions trips? Attend church at least 5 nights a week? Give away have your income to the poor?)
I'm not saying ANY of those things are somehow bad, of course.
I'm just thinking it would somehow turn into The Bible Discussion Forum As a Dating Site...
In other words... Not. Pretty. At all.
Reminds me of something happened with our senior pastor's wife. She's always baking cakes (and I look for her red velvet cake at church dinners.) She and her husband were at a funeral one time and the preacher there was talking about the deceased, "I bet she's probably in Heaven right now baking cookies for the angels." Our pastor's wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "Does that mean I'll have to bake cakes when I get to Heaven too?"I read this too fast and thought you said "Baking is done in heaven". And I was all "Ooooh, I hope so!".![]()
Sometimes I notice but I don't mention it. I figure they know better than anyone else that they got new glasses/haircut/whatever. They don't need me pointing it out to them.
*GAAAAASPPP* You said alcohol. I couldn't even finish reading this.....I debated against posting this because it contains *gasp* something about alcohol but I'm 25 and responsible and okay and I thought it was funny.
Yesterday I bought a bottle of wine (pink Moscato, to be specific, because I'm not a huge wine person but I do like that) because I wanted to feel fancy. You know, having a glass of wine while chilling on the couch, etc.
Well, I've never actually bought a bottle before. I don't know how it works. So I'm standing at my island with my glass, and I pull the paper off, then I loosen the metal wire trap thing thinking the twist off lid was underneath it.
Nope.
Once the metal was loosened, there was a huge POPBANG and the cork flies out and I yelp and then there's wine bubbling over the top like it does in the movies and it's getting all over my hands and the counter and the floor so I'm yelling... Words.... As I run across the kitchen and set it in the sink, then I have to hurry and clean up the mess because the pets are sniffing at it and the last thing I need is a tipsy dog and buzzed cats.
I still don't know where the cork went so I stuffed a paper towel in the top and put the rest of the wine in the fridge after having a glass.
So here I was trying to be all sophisticated and of course it explodes (almost literally) and there's a paper towel in the top. If that's not the story of my life, I don't know what is.![]()
*GAAAAASPPP* You said alcohol. I couldn't even finish reading this.....
Lol.... You don't even like whisky? My dad lets my try everything he drinks. And he lets me finish smoking his pipe. No, don't worry, it isn't unhealthy, cos with a pipe, you don't inhale the smoke, like you do with a cigarette. Anyways, I like Martini and Whisky the most. William Lawson whisky tastes the best to me. Tho Talisker is pretty good too.... *I suddendly notice everyone staring at me in horror* What?.... Oh, nevermind.*GAAAAASPPP* You said alcohol. I couldn't even finish reading this.....
No. Not horror.Lol.... You don't even like whisky? My dad lets my try everything he drinks. And he lets me finish smoking his pipe. No, don't worry, it isn't unhealthy, cos with a pipe, you don't inhale the smoke, like you do with a cigarette. Anyways, I like Martini and Whisky the most. William Lawson whisky tastes the best to me. Tho Talisker is pretty good too.... *I suddendly notice everyone staring at me in horror* What?.... Oh, nevermind.
WOWZA! Sounds fun though!If you don't see me before next year, don't send in the marines. It just means I was drowned by all my students. So, now, in addition to teaching Science Ancillary, All grades, I'm also teaching 4th grade science. Pray for me people. Pray for me very hard.
Lol.... You don't even like whisky? My dad lets my try everything he drinks. And he lets me finish smoking his pipe. No, don't worry, it isn't unhealthy, cos with a pipe, you don't inhale the smoke, like you do with a cigarette. Anyways, I like Martini and Whisky the most. William Lawson whisky tastes the best to me. Tho Talisker is pretty good too.... *I suddendly notice everyone staring at me in horror* What?.... Oh, nevermind.
Probably not a big deal as long as you're supervised and not going crazy with this stuff.Lol.... You don't even like whisky? My dad lets my try everything he drinks. And he lets me finish smoking his pipe. No, don't worry, it isn't unhealthy, cos with a pipe, you don't inhale the smoke, like you do with a cigarette. Anyways, I like Martini and Whisky the most. William Lawson whisky tastes the best to me. Tho Talisker is pretty good too.... *I suddendly notice everyone staring at me in horror* What?.... Oh, nevermind.