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Sooooo mainstream....I think this calls for yet another joke.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Boy is that the truth...On a different note..
I think it is time that I buy a new headset for my phone.
I have a Plantronics Voyager Pro HD, which I've had for a few years now, and it is starting to wear out. It has gotten to the point that I put it on the charger after I'm done with a phonecall, so that it doesn't tall me "Battery low, Recharge headset".
The past couple days though, it has decided to just disconnect from my phone without saying anything, then it starts working again sporadically. This led to a really weird conversation with my dad, where he thought I was avoiding certain questions that he was asking me... I also thought it was weird that I was answered with silence after telling him certain things.
Randomly induced silence in the middle of conversations yields interesting results.
I think this calls for yet another joke.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Boy is that the truth...
*tell someone something important*
*silence*
*nervous laughter* "Hello?"
*silence*
"Oh."
What makes it better, is:
*tell someone something important*
*silence* (Here there is a serious response to the statement)
*nervous laughter* "Hello?"(This hello doesn't make it through)
*silence* (Person trying to figure out why they didn't get a response to their serious response)
"Oh." <-- this actual goes through.
*Wonders why "Oh." is their response, and feels their response was inadequate and forms a better response*
LOL that is EPIC, Molly!!
ANTS!!!
I finished all the pizza I could eat at lunch break and left the pizza in my car. At work day's end, ants were all over it. I could just cry.
No I didn't cry. But I sure did spray, ant spray all over and under and around the area. Last pizza those ants will ever eat.
In the meantime my dog had a good day. In fact, too good - he couldn't finish all the pizza he got.