Directions for those in Christ leaving Distractionville, going through Focusville to enter Promiseville:
Make sure that you pack very little with you, as you know when you try to pack too much it will stress you out trying to keep up with it. (remember how stressful your vacations were because of this very thing?) Anyway, I will give you all new clothes and everything you need when you get here. By the way you are all invited to a wedding. I will hold off on that until you all arrive, so please don't get lost as this would be very discouraging for an eager groom.
You all need to keep moving straight through the next town called Focusville. It will be foggy so stay together.
Don't be like goats and eat anything you see, that is dangerous. Use discernment and Only eat the PURE white stuff that looks like snowflakes. Remember you are what you eat! Anything else could be poison. I do not advise you to eat on any strange flesh. None of you will know how long to put it through the fire and will be sure to get sick. Do not worry about any people behind you that will be coming from Distractionville. They will turn and go home when they see you all attempting to journey straight through the sea, as they are afraid of water. As you know, they are a greedy, brick building, stinky bunch with minds of straw. Do not let them convince you to go back, i don't care what they say or do, remember they lie and manipulate those in Christ to do their work and give nothing as a reward.
If anyone in your group wants to go back because they hung out too long with those from Distractionville, or fear walking through the sea, or don't want to only eat the White stuff, then let them, but only after you give them this instruction so that they have no excuse when they perish.
Now, just after a big curve in the road, you will come to a huge sea. Do not try to walk around it. You have to walk through it. This can only happen at nightfall. Don't worry how this will be done, just trust me it will be apparent once you get to it.
When you reach The Huge Mountain, walk completely around it due east. Please Watch and pay attention. Don't argue amongst each other or be distracted like those in Distractionville or you will pass the east side, make a complete circle around that mountain and end up at square one. And Do NOT camp too long in one spot. You know what happens when anyone gets bored!
When you find the east side of the mountain go straight ahead on that road continuing East. At this point the road will narrow. Do not veer off to the right or left, stay straight all the way. Stay sober and watch out for the sinkholes. Also watch for snakes, and wild beasts. They will bite and gourd any who choose to be loners and try to walk by themselves or those who get angry and try and go back to Distractionville. Don't say i didn't warn you of this: Stay with your group!
The city will be to the RIGHT, you can't miss it. It is the only city with a Large, beautiful, pearl gate with a Golden Road at the entrance. You will see me standing there waiting for you ~ The Lord
Make sure that you pack very little with you, as you know when you try to pack too much it will stress you out trying to keep up with it. (remember how stressful your vacations were because of this very thing?) Anyway, I will give you all new clothes and everything you need when you get here. By the way you are all invited to a wedding. I will hold off on that until you all arrive, so please don't get lost as this would be very discouraging for an eager groom.
You all need to keep moving straight through the next town called Focusville. It will be foggy so stay together.
Don't be like goats and eat anything you see, that is dangerous. Use discernment and Only eat the PURE white stuff that looks like snowflakes. Remember you are what you eat! Anything else could be poison. I do not advise you to eat on any strange flesh. None of you will know how long to put it through the fire and will be sure to get sick. Do not worry about any people behind you that will be coming from Distractionville. They will turn and go home when they see you all attempting to journey straight through the sea, as they are afraid of water. As you know, they are a greedy, brick building, stinky bunch with minds of straw. Do not let them convince you to go back, i don't care what they say or do, remember they lie and manipulate those in Christ to do their work and give nothing as a reward.
If anyone in your group wants to go back because they hung out too long with those from Distractionville, or fear walking through the sea, or don't want to only eat the White stuff, then let them, but only after you give them this instruction so that they have no excuse when they perish.
Now, just after a big curve in the road, you will come to a huge sea. Do not try to walk around it. You have to walk through it. This can only happen at nightfall. Don't worry how this will be done, just trust me it will be apparent once you get to it.
When you reach The Huge Mountain, walk completely around it due east. Please Watch and pay attention. Don't argue amongst each other or be distracted like those in Distractionville or you will pass the east side, make a complete circle around that mountain and end up at square one. And Do NOT camp too long in one spot. You know what happens when anyone gets bored!
When you find the east side of the mountain go straight ahead on that road continuing East. At this point the road will narrow. Do not veer off to the right or left, stay straight all the way. Stay sober and watch out for the sinkholes. Also watch for snakes, and wild beasts. They will bite and gourd any who choose to be loners and try to walk by themselves or those who get angry and try and go back to Distractionville. Don't say i didn't warn you of this: Stay with your group!
The city will be to the RIGHT, you can't miss it. It is the only city with a Large, beautiful, pearl gate with a Golden Road at the entrance. You will see me standing there waiting for you ~ The Lord
