The Banned Game

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Lanolin

Lanolin

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what?!

what happened to Shittmstans OWN birds?

does the shittimastan leader have any plan on how poaching is supposed to be sustainable, because if everyone buys pringles and there are only so many moas, wont supply run out?

Lanolinland proposes Shittimstan invest in some R and D to make artifically flavoured moa pringles, which could taste just as good for half the price. This will employ quite a lot of people in the pringles factory.
 
shittim

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The Amish in Shittimistan have a saying, two horses can get you another horse, two tractors can't get you another tractor.
Moa's have the ability to get make more Moa's, Shittimistan's poachers are careful to not take Moa's that are making eyes or winking or acting cutesy, with other Moa's.
Shittimistanians ate our birds. Here is the last one- it was tasty-
 
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Good news, received the lipstick missiles from Jennymaesia all packed and ready to be fired. They may look small but they can do plenty of damage to the land of Moses.



 
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Obviously we Shittimistanians have been hoodwinked about the "missiles" we received from Jennymaesia. Though they are tasty, they lack the deterrence value needed.

They "BOGO" label on the box should have been a warning.....
We questioned how up to date the minister of Defense was, but he offered to work cheap if he could nap a lot....
 
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Ruby123 said:
Good news, received the lipstick missiles from Jennymaesia all packed and ready to be fired. They may look small but they can do plenty of damage to the land of Moses.



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Rubyland, Lanolinland and Jennymaesia will conquer every adversary with ruby red lipstick. Be warned!❤️😂😎
 
Lanolin

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shittim said:
The Amish in Shittimistan have a saying, two horses can get you another horse, two tractors can't get you another tractor.
Moa's have the ability to get make more Moa's, Shittimistan's poachers are careful to not take Moa's that are making eyes or winking or acting cutesy, with other Moa's.
Shittimistanians ate our birds. Here is the last one- it was tasty-
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huh I dont entirely trust Shittimstanians if they didnt have the ability to sustain their OWN bird population.

Lanolinlanders will gift Shittimstanians two live moas if they will leave off poaching in Lanolinland.
 
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Shittimistanian poachers don't poach for trust, they poach for tasty meat.
 
Lanolin

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shittim said:
Shittimistanian poachers don't poach for trust, they poach for tasty meat.
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giving you two live moas who are looking cutesty with each other then in time you can have moa chicks, then you can cull the parents


Because Lanolinlandrs are now predatorfree and that includes excluding poaching shittimstanians. Sorry, its our policy.
 
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Though a kind and wellmeaning and protein replacing, gesture the Shittimstanian poachers report confusion of how this will replace their livelihood.
They can eat far more "Moa fruit" than the Moa's can supply.
 
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President Lanolin suggests the Shittimstanians learning alternative ways of cooking moa fruit, and such as

frying
hard boiling
omletting
pavolovaing
meringuing
quiching

instead of poaching

they can also combine it with tomatoes. Givin the dry shittimstanian envronment, it seems tomatoes will do very well there and any excess tomatoes can be used for for the Great Tomato Throwing Festival, which Lanolinlanders would glady include in their holiday itineraries
 
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Lanolinlanders are welcome to join Shittimistan in it's already occurring Tomato Melee , this has been a source of our years supply of tomato sauce for pasta, tomato beer, tomato juice, tomato wine, all things tomato.
Here we see our Minister of Agriculture taste testing a batch prior to the Shittimistan street sweepers squeegee the street and bottle the stuff-
By the way, tomato sauce is now a valuable export commodity from Shittimistan, please don't look to close at the product in the jars as we had lost items reported in the production of it, keys, rings, toupees, socks, etc.
 
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Beware the Knights of JAPOVIA who tempt all the nations with CHOCOLATE!
 
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JAPOV said:
Beware the Knights of JAPOVIA who tempt all the nations with CHOCOLATE!
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Golly, Jennymaesians can’t live without chocolate. We need to go bilateral with the great nation of Japovia.😂
 
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