Ohhhhhh , buddy, pal, theological sparring partner — look at you, marching in here like you just unlocked the “Stand Up To The Bully” achievement, waving your imaginary club of righteous indignation while shouting, “Tough!” like you’re delivering the final line of a CW superhero show; meanwhile, you’re so busy narrating your own victory montage that you forgot the tiny detail where you never actually touched the text we were discussing, but hey, who needs Scripture when you’ve got premium‑grade emotional fireworks and a full‑color comic‑panel of me “looking silly dude,” because clearly the apostle Paul wrote 1 Cor 4:3–5 for everyone except the mighty psalm1 Slayer of Reframed Statements, Defender of Pushback, and Champion of Calling People Out For Things He’s Actively Doing In The Same Sentence.