Well..am glad my name isn't on the list.
Oh wait a minute..I will have to scroll through 7 pages to make sure my name isn't on this list.
And..wasn't I supposed to breaking a bad habit?
Lord keep me from temptation and deliver me from evil.
I was trying to find the most controversial of controversial threads of controversy. But really, nothing topped the Banned Game.
Some people thought what I posted was actual reality. Didn't they know to take the Banned Game with a sprinkling of salt?
I hope the British Royal family weren't reading it, but if they did, maybe they had a laugh. And if I wasn't poking fun at myself, I would have defended Mrs Hairy's right to be an ape more. Jennymae was the Red Queen.
Dame Edna Everage, RIP, she of the mauve hair.
Santa Claus, you are missed.
The war between Rubyland and Mosetaria.
Gojira, where did that lizard go. He hated me!
Japov, of Japovia. Did you know I once saw this movie on Netflix called...the Christmas Prince. It had a kiwi playing this reporter who ends up falling in love with the Prince of Aldovia. Is that near Japovia? I don't know.
Shittim tried to stop me from worshipping trees. He was worried that I might take Christmas too seriously. With the wilding pines and all.
Rachel Hunter. Dr Chris Warner
And all of the Chipmunks, including the Chippettes.
Miss Greenlips Hine, and Keisha Castle-Hughes.
Jacinda Ardern.
Jacinda, if you are reading this, I apologise on behalf of CC. I was not the one who made unkind remarks while I tried to take over your job when you left the country. But I certainly knew of people that did. I heard you abandoned Mormonism but I don't quite know if you ever embraced the real Jesus, rather than the fake Mormon Jesus made out of a figment of Joseph Smith's imagination.
Your talk at the writers Festival has sold out, so I don't know if I am able to meet you in person. But I did read your memoir, about running the country during those days of Covid and national disaster. Honestly, I don't know if I could have done a better job. I think we all like to believe that we would, and never make any mistakes, but...well look at us now. Everyone is in the same boat. We need to get onboard the Ark.
Oh wait a minute..I will have to scroll through 7 pages to make sure my name isn't on this list.
And..wasn't I supposed to breaking a bad habit?
Lord keep me from temptation and deliver me from evil.
I was trying to find the most controversial of controversial threads of controversy. But really, nothing topped the Banned Game.
Some people thought what I posted was actual reality. Didn't they know to take the Banned Game with a sprinkling of salt?
I hope the British Royal family weren't reading it, but if they did, maybe they had a laugh. And if I wasn't poking fun at myself, I would have defended Mrs Hairy's right to be an ape more. Jennymae was the Red Queen.
Dame Edna Everage, RIP, she of the mauve hair.
Santa Claus, you are missed.
The war between Rubyland and Mosetaria.
Gojira, where did that lizard go. He hated me!
Japov, of Japovia. Did you know I once saw this movie on Netflix called...the Christmas Prince. It had a kiwi playing this reporter who ends up falling in love with the Prince of Aldovia. Is that near Japovia? I don't know.
Shittim tried to stop me from worshipping trees. He was worried that I might take Christmas too seriously. With the wilding pines and all.
Rachel Hunter. Dr Chris Warner
And all of the Chipmunks, including the Chippettes.
Miss Greenlips Hine, and Keisha Castle-Hughes.
Jacinda Ardern.
Jacinda, if you are reading this, I apologise on behalf of CC. I was not the one who made unkind remarks while I tried to take over your job when you left the country. But I certainly knew of people that did. I heard you abandoned Mormonism but I don't quite know if you ever embraced the real Jesus, rather than the fake Mormon Jesus made out of a figment of Joseph Smith's imagination.
Your talk at the writers Festival has sold out, so I don't know if I am able to meet you in person. But I did read your memoir, about running the country during those days of Covid and national disaster. Honestly, I don't know if I could have done a better job. I think we all like to believe that we would, and never make any mistakes, but...well look at us now. Everyone is in the same boat. We need to get onboard the Ark.
