Hey Everyone,
After reading some of the humorous posts (it was all just joking!) about marrying someone for money in the other threads (one person even included a detailed plan
), I started to think, how would you, personally, be able to spot a gold digger right off the bat? Would you set out a series of carefully laid, baited tests, or... just wait until they outright asked you for things?
This thread is meant to be as laugh-out-loud funny as we can make it, ok?
I suppose that the first qualification to be someone a potential gold digger will bat eyes is that you have to have money... which would automatically exclude me... but to some of the guys I dated who didn't have jobs, cars, a place to live, or, basically, goals in life, a will to work, or individual lives... I guess they saw me as a potential gold mine.
I've read here in CC that many guys are saying it's important to them to find someone who can cook... Hmm...
Ok, how about this--if I were dating someone I thought might be a potential digger, I think I'd go to the trouble of cooking him one of his very favorite foods... and then have a fresh, clean, crisp $20 bill sitting next to the plate without saying anything... (if I wanted to get really fancy, I could have my brother fold it into a turkey, flower, other animal, etc.--he's pretty talented at that).
If the money is gone faster than the meal, I'd say it's a very good sign I'm dealing with a digger!!! (Although, if I did have it folded into a fancy shape, I suppose he could make the excuse that he thought it was party favor and that he was meant to take it home as souvenir... ahem!)
O.k. people... go for it!! Help us spot that digga!
After reading some of the humorous posts (it was all just joking!) about marrying someone for money in the other threads (one person even included a detailed plan
), I started to think, how would you, personally, be able to spot a gold digger right off the bat? Would you set out a series of carefully laid, baited tests, or... just wait until they outright asked you for things?This thread is meant to be as laugh-out-loud funny as we can make it, ok?
I suppose that the first qualification to be someone a potential gold digger will bat eyes is that you have to have money... which would automatically exclude me... but to some of the guys I dated who didn't have jobs, cars, a place to live, or, basically, goals in life, a will to work, or individual lives... I guess they saw me as a potential gold mine.
I've read here in CC that many guys are saying it's important to them to find someone who can cook... Hmm...
Ok, how about this--if I were dating someone I thought might be a potential digger, I think I'd go to the trouble of cooking him one of his very favorite foods... and then have a fresh, clean, crisp $20 bill sitting next to the plate without saying anything... (if I wanted to get really fancy, I could have my brother fold it into a turkey, flower, other animal, etc.--he's pretty talented at that).
If the money is gone faster than the meal, I'd say it's a very good sign I'm dealing with a digger!!! (Although, if I did have it folded into a fancy shape, I suppose he could make the excuse that he thought it was party favor and that he was meant to take it home as souvenir... ahem!)
O.k. people... go for it!! Help us spot that digga!