The Manslator - The Device For Female Translation

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Descyple

Descyple

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If is often stated that there is a "language barrier" between men and women which causes much confusion, stress, and frustration. Well, not anymore!!! Introducing the "Manslator" - the miracle device which allows men to have seemingly simple phrases spoken by women translated into what women "really" mean when they talk to men. Us men will never again have to attempt to decipher and decode the often disguised and mysterious language of the female population.

Men, get this device soon before it sells out (or before women decide they don't actually want us to know what they really mean, so they can always have the upper hand - lol).


[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo[/video]
 
I love how it sound like Cookie Monster
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at least it got one thing right. "I'm Fine" means "I'm Fine". You all really should just give up thatsall you will ever get out of that statement.
 
Nautilus said:
at least it got one thing right. "I'm Fine" means "I'm Fine". You all really should just give up thatsall you will ever get out of that statement.
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No,no,no,no,no.......NO! I'm afraid you have been deceived by a false doctrine, sir. "I'm fine" has MANY different meanings, but it takes careful observation to determine the proper course of action. Here are the most common meanings:

"I'm fine!", said happily and with smile PROBABLY means that she really is fine, and you are permitted to take the statement at face value, no further questioning is required.

"I'm FINE!" said with some anger/irritation evident means "You've really ticked me off but if I tell you what you did you won't take me seriously so I want you to press me for further details so you'll actually listen when I finally tell you"

"I'm.......fine", said with obvious sadness/gloominess means "Something is really bugging me, and I want to tell you about it, but you might think it's sort of trivial, and I don't want to sound whine-y. So, I'm hoping that you'll pick up on my tone and gently drag it out of me, because I really do want to tell you"

Confused yet? :D
 
In my experience, when a guy says he's fine, he really does want you to take his word for it. Is that true, gentlemen?
 
Nautilus said:
Yes that is what i was saying with my post earlier haha
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Ah! Forgive me, I thought you were referring to the feminine version of "I'm fine" :). The definitions are so incompatible that it is actually considered to be a separate phrase entirely when spoken by a male.

I probably would have caught your meaning if I had watched the video BEFORE posting. Some day I'll learn....:rolleyes:
 
I laughed at "you're such a good friend." My sister has deliberately employed and told me the secret.
 
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