THE NEVER KNOWING STORY!

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At the far north of the depression, John spotted a small cave entrance. "Would there be a hidden treasure?" He asked himself. "I'd better find out quickly, before Aksel or that scary reincarnation of Adrian the Great find it". Meanwhile, Aksel was still counting "5231, 5232, ...
 
She wolf approached Aksel:, "Hi aksel...whatchadoinnnn???" Aksel looked at She wolf and greeted her..."Hi, She-wolf! how are...oh, man, now I gotta start all over again!!!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, ..."

She wolf smiles to herself and plans to come back when Aksel is at 5000 again to distract him once more...

Feeling oh-so-cheery, she leaves poor Aksel and goes to enter the mouth of the dark cave. Her eyes take a few seconds to focus, but when they do, GASP!!!! she finds....
 
A huge cavern that descended deep underground. There was an eerie glow from deep in the cavern. She wolf called to John, saying "come look at this"
 
John wasn't sure how to react, but a strange force dragged him deeper in the cavern. Several skeletons were scattered all over the ground. Suddenly...
 
...one of them started moving!! Out from behind the third skeleton from the left came a large gray rat.
 
A warm breeze wafted up from the depths of the cavern. It carreied a sweet sickening odor that caused John and she wolf to retch. "Iwonder if that is what killed these poor souls, John asked." She wolf nodded and then her eyes widened as she looked into the cavern. She saw...
 
...the gray rat scurring away with something shiny in its mouth. ...
 
She wolf chased the rat and caught it. In it's mouth was a shiny gold coin. It was the same type of coin that was stolen by Adrin. Hmmmm, John wondered, could there be more?
 
...because Adrian hid the rest of them in a hollow tree on the North side of the island.
 
fearing the worst , I turn and start cutting through the bush to protect my stach
 
But she wolf, being the hunter that she was, sensed him running and her instincts took over and she chased him down just before he got to the tree. "What are you running for?", She asked.
 
who me? (innocent look) i am just taking my evening constitutional
i think i will sit on this fallen tree now and enjoy the evening:D
 
Unfortunatly, the 'fallen tree' was more like a 'sleeping alligator', (let's call him Alfonso), and didn't like Adrian sitting on top of him. Alfonso showed his teeth and growled: "...
 
Alfonso was hungry, and Adrian looked like a tasty morsel...she wolf said to Adrian, "I'll carry you on my back and run as fast as the winds will take us, but with two conditiions: one, you don't eat any more cheese, two, you share your coin stash with me...50-50...either that. or Alfonso gets a candle lit dinner tonight, you being the main course...muuaaaahhhhaahhahaaa...,then, Adrian did the unthinkable, he...
 
farted soooo hard, that the stench drove poor Alfonso off. The great she wolf wasn't pleased either, and shouted:
 
WHO GAVE ANDREW CHEESE??????? I told you guys to lay off the cheese!!! Now he's gonna be farting the whole day and all night and nobody is gonna get any sleep. If we're luicky, we might not suffocate to death.
 
christiancollegegirl said:
WHO GAVE ANDREW CHEESE??????? I told you guys to lay off the cheese!!! Now he's gonna be farting the whole day and all night and nobody is gonna get any sleep. If we're luicky, we might not suffocate to death.
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She wolf was soo angry! She knew that when Adrian blew some wind, he also blew her chances of getting in on the tressure!

She looks up to the sky to ask for guidance from the Almighty, when she notices a huge space ship looming up above! She scurries away, leaving poor Adrian alone in the still-stinky forest, then...
 
A klingon cruiser landed ln the area of the great depression. Adrian looked on in fear as the Klingons debarked from thier cruiser and began walking towards the fallen tree. Adrian knew he must protect his treasure but how to do it?
 
then he realises that the klingon cruiser is commanded by red leader Brenna
everyone knows that Brenna is sweet so there is nothing to fear:)
 
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