the official kick thread...

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christiancollegegirl said:
*kicks the ball towards the goal*
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*CCG's ball falls short of the net, but KayCee, always alert, takes her hat off (this not being a prayerful moment) and leaps face first into the ball's trajectory; the ball impacts KayCee's forehead and is deflected into the net. What a header....GOAL! GOAL!!...GOAL!!!*
 
*kicks the pasture gate open for the horse to run into*
 
*picks up the hat when the horse drops it to tat the carrot*

Here KC. I's a little slobbery, but it's intact.
 
*As KayCee reaches to take her hat from CCG, the horse - whose name is "Satin" - munches on KayCee's uncovered hair, further upsetting the distraught KayCee who, mispronouncing the horse's name, screams aloud: "Get thee behind me, Satan!"*
 
*A white-robed preacher wearing scarlet slippers suddenly appears, shouting: "Heresy! Heresy! This woman KayCee has just quoted a verse from the Good Book without having her head covered! ...and I just heard her praying to a horse!...idolatry! and besides all that, she's wearing a mini-dress in my sacred presence! Evil temptress...Sacrilege! To the stakes with her...Burn the evil witch!"*
 
* The horse Satin, having heard KayCee address him as "Satan", becomes very angry and (before KayCee can mount him and escape) starts to neigh, bray, and buck, his nostrils emitting sulfurous fumes, while CCG, AlaynaJ, and wwjd_kilden look on - trembling with fear. The terrified preacher takes his lecherous eyes off KayCee and exclaims:..."Look, the horse is possessed by evil spirits! This is a very weird place...where is my exorcist?" *
 
*jumps on another horse, grabs KC, and rides away and takes her to the prayer meeting* Now you're safe from the evil horse and the letcherous preacher.
 
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