The Padded Cell Thread

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Due to a high iron content, some carrots will spark in the microwave
 
...now I have to try that, even though I don't really believe it
 
I'll take some ice cream, and a spider monkey, if you have one...

Not for EATING, of course.
 
I'm fresh out of monkey...but know where to find lots of spiders! ( I live on ten wooded acres.)
 
Oh! We could make stew! Sunflower has carrots, I hear...you've got spiders...

I think it's past my bedtime :O
 
Could someone hold the Tea Cup to my lips? My hands are a bit tied.

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I think ''Slingshot Monkey Parade would be a cool name for rock band
 
I once wrote a song called "Flying Purple Space Monkees".

It was fabulous.

Does anyone else hear that ringing?!
 
I herd a pastor preach on the raidio today...He said we have lost the humor of Christ in our lives.

Is this evidence of His humor or ours?

And does anyone know where it says Jesus Laughed...I know He wept.

Sorry for the monkey wrench... thrown into the midddle of this...lol
 
shekaniah said:
I herd a pastor preach on the raidio today...He said we have lost the humor of Christ in our lives.

Is this evidence of His humor or ours?

And does anyone know where it says Jesus Laughed...I know He wept.

Sorry for the monkey wrench... thrown into the midddle of this...lol
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Jesus could hardly laugh for all the evil in the world. I wouldn't find much that funny when I knew I would be killed.

I feel I have lost most of the humor I thought was humor (most of the humor the world teaches is against God anyhow). Not much do I find that funny when it comes to the message of Jesus, as it is a life or death situation.

If that pastor wants to preach something funny, he needs to become a comedian, but if he wants to see souls saved, he needs to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ, which doesn't come that funny to a wicked world.

May Jesus bless you.
 
I could not find were Jesus laughed...but the old testiment says; God did. And since they are one in spirit...I would guess He did.

Ecclesiastes 3:4
a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance,

Psalm 59:8
But you, O Lord, laugh at them;
you scoff at all those nations

Psalm 2:4
The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord scoffs at them.

Psalm 37:13
but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.

I like this one, thank you MissCris...I now have a new verse to keep in my treasury.
 
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