The Padded Cell Thread

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The Joy of the Lord is my strength ha ha ha, he fills my heart with laughter ha ha ha ha ha~ :P

Nehemiah 8:9 -Then Nehemiah, who was the governor, and Ezra the priest and scribe, and the Levites who taught the people said to all the people, “This day is holy to the LORD your God; do not mourn or weep.” For all the people were weeping when they heard the words of the law. 10 Then he said to them, “Go, eat of the fat, drink of the sweet, and send portions to him who has nothing prepared; for this day is holy to our Lord. Do not be grieved, for the joy of the LORD is your strength.”

anyway back to my craziness WAAAAAaAAaaaAAH !!! *runs up the wall does a backflip and lands calmly like a ninja* :P
 
Lovesong said:
The Joy of the Lord is my strength ha ha ha, he fills my heart with laughter ha ha ha ha ha~ :P

Nehemiah 8:9 -Then Nehemiah, who was the governor, and Ezra the priest and scribe, and the Levites who taught the people said to all the people, “This day is holy to the LORD your God; do not mourn or weep.” For all the people were weeping when they heard the words of the law. 10 Then he said to them, “Go, eat of the fat, drink of the sweet, and send portions to him who has nothing prepared; for this day is holy to our Lord. Do not be grieved, for the joy of the LORD is your strength.”

anyway back to my craziness WAAAAAaAAaaaAAH !!! *runs up the wall does a backflip and lands calmly like a ninja* :P
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Yes I agree that was wierd but hey just tryin to lighten up the mood.. :P
 
I see my Lord Jesus as also one that could rejoice as well as cry tears. He did wept over Jerusalem. Still, I also think He was seen as a happy and vivid person in God, or else how come so many got attracted to Him? You don't get attracted much to a person who is grumpy or depressed that much. Jesus must have had a lot of peace from God, and having peace fills us up with immense joy. Or this is how I have experienced it when God fills me up with His peace. Although He knew He was going to die for us, still when the time wasn't there yet He must have had a form of joy and peace over Him to go on preaching what the Father told Him. If He'd been anxious and sad 'cause of what He had to do for mankind, wouldn't that have affected those who were around Him too? Yes, He was serious about what He preached, yet, it doesn't means He couldn't laugh nor smile at times.

I have been going to some Christian conferences where humor yet also serious and straight to the points messages have been given, and I think it is great one can have a laugh yet also get a taste of seriousness from what message it is spoken about. I ofcourse agree one shouldn't make the serious and main gospel of Jesus Christ as something to be funny and laughing about, what He did for us on the cross, etc... As long as God comes through to the right person(s)through any given message(whether it is told in a funny or a serious way, God knows how He can best reach/touch to someone at that moment that is in need for Him), and He touches them in some way; Then the mission is well done. :)
 
haha :)

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God's got to have a sense of humor, as WE do, since we are made in His image, yeah? And anyway, I've got one word for anyone who doesn't think God has a sense of humor:

Platypus.

Hey...anyone happen to have a poisonous, furry duck-mammal I could borrow?
 
Mutant gerbils from Afghanistan are secretly plotting to take over the world. They send me subliminal messages through Dominoes pizza comercials
 
If 57 kangaroos assaulted an elephant with nerf boomerangs, how long would it take a monkey to eat 163 bologna sandwhiches?
 
MYYYYYYY bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R!! Myyyyyyy bologna has a sec-ond name, it's M-E-Y-E-R....

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, cuz that is what I'd truly love to be!
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me!!!!!
 
I will now sing a song I wrote for my dogs I call it the morning athem song...for my dogs.

"The Morning Dog Anthem Song"

(marching music begins to play along with a drum beat)

We are the dogs, We are the dogs
Dogs Dogs dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs ...Dogs.
We are the dogs, we are the dogs
Dogs dogs dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs...Doooogs.

(Silence ensues...for a few respectful seconds and then continues in rapid speed)
(someone with the bass drum booms along with the song)
DOGS dogs DOGS dogs DOGS dogs DOGS dogs DOGS dogs
Dogs dogs DOGS dogs Dogs dogs DOOOOOOOGS!

-end- (bows as the crowd applauses)
 
ok I need to bang my head for a while........



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..where did I put my HEAD!

HELP!!

HELP!!!!!!!!
 
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Dude653 said:
If 57 kangaroos assaulted an elephant with nerf boomerangs, how long would it take a monkey to eat 163 bologna sandwhiches?
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one week, unless it is in the twilight zone, then it might be a day
 
Lovesong said:
I will now sing a song I wrote for my dogs I call it the morning athem song...for my dogs.

"The Morning Dog Anthem Song"

(marching music begins to play along with a drum beat)

We are the dogs, We are the dogs
Dogs Dogs dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs ...Dogs.
We are the dogs, we are the dogs
Dogs dogs dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs...Doooogs.

(Silence ensues...for a few respectful seconds and then continues in rapid speed)
(someone with the bass drum booms along with the song)
DOGS dogs DOGS dogs DOGS dogs DOGS dogs DOGS dogs
Dogs dogs DOGS dogs Dogs dogs DOOOOOOOGS!

-end- (bows as the crowd applauses)
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LOL that was very funny. Great song! :D
 
Ok... .... Ok.... .... Ok.... ... Ok....

Lemme spam for a minute


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOMEPEOPLEAREWORSETHANABROKENRECORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k I'm done ^.^
 
True that! Some people think that if they keep repeating themselves, us "little people" will begin to agree with them.

It's kind of like beating somebody over the head with a mallet to make them say what you want them to say.
 
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