The Padded Cell Thread

[AlaynaJ]

I think I might have to kill myself... There is no way I would possibly be able to eat fish spaghetti.

 

[MrHonest]

Fish spaghetti surprise, Alayna. The surprise is we're all out of cheese so we added mashed potatoes with lima beans to make a delicious spaghetti pasta.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That sounds soooo horrible.

*Hides underneath the bed in her room and clings to the bedposts. I can't come out from under there!!!!

 

[MrHonest]

Theres also pizza surprise but I think you'll be angry

 

[wwjd_kilden]

*ties up with the towel*

 

[AlaynaJ]

I'm guessing the pizza surprise has anchovies on it? I'd rather starve.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I'll starve right next to you. Maybe they'll serve something better fr breakfast tomorow.

 

[AlaynaJ]

I sure hope so.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Oh look, there's a rolly polly. I wonder what they taste like. *thinks about putting it up her nose*

 

[AnandaHya]

<curls up in a ball and rolls around the room smashing into any unwary cellmate as she pretends to be a rolly polly extreminator!>

Thinks about being a dung beetle and taking over the kitchen and serving cow patties

 

[AlaynaJ]

I like your style girl!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Looks like Im not getting any dinner tonight either. I'm hungry.

 

[AlaynaJ]

Thats no fun at all!!!

 

[AnandaHya]

Cow Patty Cookies Recipe - Allrecipes.com

Original Recipe Yield 4 dozen
Ingredients

2 cups white sugar
5 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 cup unsalted butter
1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 cups quick cooking oats
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1/2 cup milk
Directions

Cover baking sheets with wax paper and set aside.
Combine sugar and cocoa in a large saucepan. Stir in milk, butter and peanut butter. Cook and stir over medium heat until butter melts and mixture is combined, about 5-20 minutes. Remove from heat.
Stir in the vanilla, oats and nuts, and mix thoroughly. Take a teaspoon and scoop out a spoonful of the mixture; drop the spoonful onto the waxed paper-covered baking sheet. Repeat with the rest of the mixture. Place in the refrigerator until the cookies are cooled and set. Store the cookies in an airtight container.

<currently eating recipe wondering why sparks are coming out of missing chunk of monitor?>

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Ooh those sound good!

 

[AlaynaJ]

Those don't sound too bad at all.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I'm going shopping this afternoon. I can pick up the missing ingredients.

 

[AlaynaJ]

You'll have to remember ot get the cake too.

 

[MrHonest]

*bangs on the cell door* Lights out!

 

[wwjd_kilden]

*looks out window*

Nope, all dark still