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But I cannot help but picture all of Arizona as a desert, how will I find it if it is red?
 
Hm, don't want you to get lost.. okay you may take the blue one. But rule number 1 about the teleporter is: never ever tell anyone you have a teleporter

Rule number 2: Do not operate other machinery near the teleporter.(Teleporters have feelings too)

Rule number 3: Any electronics items taken through the teleporter are immediately teleported to my home(I don't know how I did that but I'll mail it back to you just tell me what it looks like).

Rule number 4: If any items get teleported into the "Teleportation Storage Compartment"(The little compartment with a see through door) they belong to the teleporter because I don't know how to get them out...

Rule number 5... I lost the manual so you cannot blame me if the teleporter starts teleporting random things to & from wherever...

Its Yours!
 
hmmmm

oh well, by the end of the winter I will be too desperate for sun not to go
 
Hm well you can use one of my Time Masheens to return or go to whenever! :D I have the manual for that one, I do. But...
 
np thanks, I Don't want to run into some ancicent warrior tribe all alone
 
Well as you can see "Time Masheen" is spelled incorrectly. I wouldn't exactly call it a manual but it makes me laugh to do so. Its around 2000 pages & a lot of 'words' have no vowels & theres numbers & stains & doodles everywhere...

The "Time Masheen" was given to me by a scrapyard guy who says he knew a guy who knew a guy that used to be a mad scientist. This mad scientist made the "Time Masheen." Says the mad scientist was very intelligent but he never completely learned how to write. So the manual is useless because only the mad scientist could tell you what it says... except he disappeared the day after he built it & its been 10 years now.

I never got it to work. My dog "used" it once on a cat I THINK... but it was probably an accident.

So you're welcome to "use" it :D!
 
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uuuhmmmmm, you keep it. I am crazy enough as it is, using that thing might remove my last bit of sanity


I think I'll use the teleporter though, I am tired of winter even though i didn't get cold until this week
 
Oh yes! Teleporter* insurance* protects* you from anything* even floods!*

Only 55$* a month! & because resurrection33* referred you to my quality* services he gets 5$! So as you* can imagine you'd* get 5$ if you* refer someone.

* :D"
 
You trusted a salesman *gasp* I thought you were smarter than to fall for their tricks. Well I was only pretending to be a salesman. True story: I got a job as a cutlery salesman & I felt so guilty for "stretching the truth" I couldn't do it. :(
 
- Well, he was my friend, but then turned out to be just as "honest" off work

I'm not rich enough to insure stuff, you wiill have to pay res :D
 
I don't know what sort of government you have. In the US we vote for our leaders, though I don't know if it does us a lot of good.
 
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