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<pulls up in a hot rod green lincoln> {Heaven or Bust}
<opens the door>

No need to worry I got marshmellows, movies, potato chips, pizza, and all the above
Got pizza makers, and busy bussiness people, got people in homes, and people without homes
Jump on in, if your still a bit confused this is called "The Hutchison Effect"
<starts playing an old time bluegrass gospel song of revival>
<sits with door open and engine running>
 
heaven or bust my friend did I mention Jesus Christ Lord of Lord's and King of King's is driving
<sits back and hits Jesus is Lord auto-pilot button>
 
<turns the speakers out towards the passer-byes>
<looks to Jesus>
asks "Holy Molly Jesus how long we gonna wait here"
<starts to panic, looking around franticly>
 
<looks at the gas gadge and the car power supply>
Notice's that each remain at maximum.
<starts singing along with the Bluegrass Gospel song>
 
*places herself into a little corner and sneaks eats some marshamollws*
 
*goes into a cosy and sweet cabine/house specially made for her, and enjoyes the beautiful and peaceful nature scenery that is surrounding her*
 
<pitches a big tent revival tent>
<starts passing out Jesus is Lord tracts>
<Removes the car-doors from Jesus's hot rod lincoln>
<listens intently as Jesus reave's the engine of His hot rod lincoln>

<Notices people from all over town coming to the Big Tent Revival>
<starts playing a harmonica>
 
<notices that the hot rod green lincoln keeps getting bigger and bigger turning into a hot rod limo lincoln>

License Plate: {Jesus is Lord}

All of a sudden the hot rod limo lincoln starts to shake, rattle, and roll back n forth.

A band of Bluegrass Gospel singers make thier way to the Bluegrass Gospel Revival Big Top Jesus is Lord extravagenza.

<tries to pay admission but noone is selling anything everything is free>

<runs in head first getting his Jesus is Lord dance down and meeting and greeting all the imaginary people, woohoo>

<thinks to himself wow! did I just go back in time 100 years Praise ya Jesus! yeehaw!>

<is enjoying the show>
 
We should shoot a movie.
We need acters and actresses, and a director.
And the title of the movie ofcourse, and donuts.
 
<looks over in the corner and sees all the angels of the Most High God looking on with sweet anticipation>
<starts singing> Blessed Jesus, Blessed Jesus thou has promised to receive us pure and simple thou we may be.
As I lay my head down to sleep, Jesus I pray my soul to keep.
Just a closer walk with thee, grant this Jesus is my plea. I am week but though art strong. Let this be dear Lord, let this be.
Amazing Grace! how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. Praise You Jesus!
 
Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so. We are weak but Thou art strong. Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so.
<Bluegrass Gospel banjo and guitar starts playing>

+Cameran starts danceing, and praiseing Jesus+

Yes Jesus loves me! Yes Jesus loves me! For the bible tells me so.
 
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