The Terrible Advice Thread

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WineRose said:
Try completely trashing your house, maybe you could find some hidden treasure!
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Use a metal detector at an airport you might have better luck finding treasure there after all it will beep every few seconds right!?
 
If your washing machine is not cleaning the clothes good enough you might try a bucket of 1" clean per load to help pound the soap into the clothes....
 
dcontroversal said:
HAHAHHAAH NOPE.....but you might need to get fake eyelashes and tattooed eyebrows to hold you over for a while.......
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I was in a small explosion once. Singed my beard, eyebrows and all the hair sticking out of my ball cap. Someone looked at me and said OMG! and I thought I blew my face off at first. Lol!
 
Did you hit a utility line digging a hole , or planting a garden in the backyard ? Next time try intentionally hitting a utility line. If you hit one by accident last time . You don’t want to make that mistake this time . No accidents this go around you will be doing it on purpose!
Blessings
Bill
 
preacher4truth said:
I was in a small explosion once. Singed my beard, eyebrows and all the hair sticking out of my ball cap. Someone looked at me and said OMG! and I thought I blew my face off at first. Lol!
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HAHAH yep....Around age 7 or 8 I dumped 5 gallons of gas in a bbq pit.....and pitched matches until it blew......again this falls under the ignorant/stupid grouping....ignorant that I had done it....not stupid enough to do it again....
 
Make a thread in bible discussion forum and post nearly no bible verses to discuss the topic and make it a topic that most everyone is uncomfortable talking about so that people post in it!
 
WineRose said:
When your finals come tomorrow, who needs to sleep when you can cram for the entire night?
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Exactly because that way you memorize alot and can have pikachu use thunderbolt on you to wake you up for class,it's a win win situation!
 
dcontroversal said:
HAHAH yep....Around age 7 or 8 I dumped 5 gallons of gas in a bbq pit.....and pitched matches until it blew......again this falls under the ignorant/stupid grouping....ignorant that I had done it....not stupid enough to do it again....
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Y’all sound like you would have fit right in with me and my friend when I was in JR high school.
we used to get cigarette lighters and cans of WD-40 and have flamethrower wars in the backyard.lol
yea it’s terrible advice too lol
Blessings
Bill
 
Make only one bowl of cereal and milk out of a whole box of cereal and a whole gallon of milk it is very healthy!
 
Call your friend roy for the whole time you know him,even though his name is bob!
 
If everyone's always asking for your advice, but nobody ever listens to it, then you might as well give terrible advice.

Don't pass down any wisdom you might have obtained from doing stupid stuff.*

*Did ya see what I did there, eh?
 
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