The Terrible Advice Thread

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Try to cash a check by giving your bank a carnival ticket and expect a large sum of money.
 
Try going to a library to "talk" with people,and you will not get shushed.
 
Open a bag of chips by straining to open the bag so you can play a fun game of pick up chips!
 
Start a conversation with Lynx about music, or computers, or best of all making music with a computer! You will get a good conversation that will be easy to understand, enlightening and it won't be a very long conversation at all.

I promise! =^.^=
 
MultilingualMessenger said:
If you want a thread to die, keep referring to it every chance you get in unrelated threads.
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Ensure you convince others you don't wish to incite anything in unrelated threads, but you have the best interests of all your dear friends at heart and you just need to take another swipe in emblazoned script.
 
Have this as a signature...

"We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God."

And then call ppl childish and immature. :p
 
Drinking a whole bottle of castor oil is a great cure for sneezing.
 
Expiration dates on food are just suggestions. Don't be a wuss. Eat that funky-smelling cottage cheese.
 
Eat some just cooked food before it has time to cool down so that your food won't get cold and it's harmless anyways.
 
Never read owner's manuals, and certainly never, ever pay attention to those pesky tags that say stupid things like "no serviceable parts inside". If you've got thumbs and can manipulate tools, get in there and fix it.
 
If a sign says do not touch,enter,or crime scene,just over look those signs people would rather you know from finding out what those signs mean from action rather than asking questions.
 
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