The Terrible Advice Thread

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You know that bottle under sink? Drink it, it's not poisonous
 
Go to a football game and toss a shoe into tailgate party of the opposite team-- while wearing your team's jersey.
 
Have all the exhaust fans in your bathroom empty out in your guest room.
Blessings
Bill
 
Place very clear cellophane wrap over the toilet bowl your dad uses to keep flies out .
Blessings
Bill
 
The next marathon you run carry a pair of scissors in each hand .
Blessings
Bill
 
When you join a Christian Message board tell everyone you don’t sin .
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Bill
 
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In the middle of the night make a sandwich without any light on and you will make the most incredible sandwich ever!
 
get one of your cats worked up with a kitty toy they like biting or clawing then try petting the cat right after expecting not to be bitten or clawed!
 
Make friends with a donkey. It won't be an ass, not at all. You will get so much joy out of befriending a jackass.
 
If you run out of suntan lotion, Crisco oil will do just fine.
 
notmyown said:
hello, stranger :)

it's wonderful to see you posting. ♥
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Apparently, I am a glutton for punishment. Ah well, everyone needs someone to despise. Every good movie needs a villain.

I am not fishing, by the way.
 
Galatea said:
Apparently, I am a glutton for punishment. Ah well, everyone needs someone to despise. Every good movie needs a villain.

I am not fishing, by the way.
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if you want to be a good villian


use a mermaid as your shtick
 
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