Fair enough, let me edit the last sentence so you can understand how I get this backward here:
Donald Trump, your favorite president, to all people, nations, and languages across the entire world—and believe me, that's a lot of people: May you have tremendous peace, more peace than ever before. Let me tell you, I thought it was important—very important—to show you the incredible signs and wonders that God Almighty has done for me. These signs? Absolutely amazing. His wonders? The most powerful you've ever seen. His kingdom lasts forever—forever, folks—and his power goes on from generation to generation. Nobody's ever seen anything like it.
So I, Donald Trump, was relaxing in my beautiful house—a fantastic palace, by the way, the best—and doing very well. But then I had this dream, and let me tell you, it scared me. Really scared me. The thoughts in my bed, the visions in my head—very troubling, very troubling indeed. So what did I do? I made an order—a big order—to bring in all the wise men of the United States. The smartest people. I needed them to tell me what this dream meant. So in came the magicians, the astrologers, all these people—even the Chaldeans, the soothsayers—and I told them about the dream. But you know what? They couldn't figure it out. Not one of them.
But finally—and this was great—Daniel came in. Great guy, Daniel. His name means protector of the king, which is perfect because it's like my God's name, and he has the spirit of the holy gods in him. Tremendous spirit. So I told him the dream and I said, "Daniel—Protector of the King—you're the master of all these magicians, and I know—everybody knows—that the spirit of the holy gods is in you. Nothing's too hard for you. So tell me what my dream means."
Here's what I saw in my dream: There was this tree, right in the middle of the earth. Huge tree. The biggest tree you've ever seen. This tree grew and grew, very strong, and it reached all the way to heaven. You could see it from everywhere on earth—everywhere. The leaves were beautiful—absolutely beautiful—and it had so much fruit. So much fruit, folks. Everyone ate from it. The animals had shade under it, birds lived in it, and everything was fed by it.
Then in my dream, I saw this watcher—a holy one—come down from heaven. And he shouted—very loudly—"Cut down the tree! Cut off the branches! Shake off the leaves! Scatter the fruit! Make the animals leave, make the birds fly away! But—and this is important—leave the stump in the ground, with a band of iron and brass around it, in the grass. Let it get wet with the dew, and let it live with the animals in the grass. Change his heart from a man's heart to an animal's heart, and let seven times pass over him. This is what the watchers have decided, what the holy ones demand, so that everyone—and I mean everyone—knows that God Most High rules over all kingdoms, and he gives power to whoever he wants, even to the lowest person."
That's the dream I, President Donald Trump, had. Now Daniel—Protector of the King—you need to tell me what it means, because all the other wise men in my kingdom couldn't do it. Total failure. But you can do it. You're capable. Because you have the spirit of the holy gods in you.