Things you regret, saying on the first date....

[Jewel5712]

Bumps it up even more a notch.

We need to hurry, I have another 3 dates in an hour.

Speed dating? Lol. Heard bout that..never tried it...

 

[calibob]

Bumps it up even more a notch.

We need to hurry, I have another 3 dates in an hour.

Date is hooker speak for trick.

 

[Jewel5712]

Have you ever been to the submarine races?

Gotta sink that one..lol

 

[Ugly]

Bumps it up even more a notch.

We need to hurry, I have another 3 dates in an hour.

That's not bumped up thats... impossible? Or really freaky at least.

 

[Ugly]

Date is hooker speak for trick.

/crickets

 

[Jewel5712]

Gotta sink that one..lol

Just dont rell nonamemcgee or you might get a bible lesson on that one cali

 

[calibob]

?I'd just refer him to the Las Vegas strip between Sahara & Charleston where the cops look the other way. Theyre too busy with pick pockets, dope dealers and professional cheaters. Ask @tourist or @Deade about Vegas news paper racks

 

[Jewel5712]

?I'd just refer him to the Las Vegas strip between Sahara & Charleston where the cops look the other way. Theyre too busy with pick pockets, dope dealers and professional cheaters. Ask @tourist or @Deade about Vegas news paper racks

No thanks..ill take your word for it..lol

 

[mailmandan]

Eesh! What is seen cannot be unseen!!

LOL! BTW those are not my feet.

 

[TamLynn]

LOL! BTW those are not my feet.

I didn't think so!

 

[Jewel5712]

LOL! BTW those are not my feet.

Is that before or AFTER your foot surgery dan? Lol

 

[Ugly]

Hi. My names Mel.

 

[Mel85]

Hi. My names Mel.

Let’s take that one up a notch.

Hi, my names “Ugly” Mel.

 

[Ugly]

Let’s take that one up a notch.

Hi, my names “Ugly” Mel.

Ugly Mel? Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

[Mel85]

Ugly Mel? Don't be so hard on yourself.

That was the whole point of the post.

 

[Ugly]

That was the whole point of the post.

The only point you have is the one on top of your head.

 

[Mel85]

The only point you have is the one on top of your head.

This is an example of how to lose your date within seconds of meeting her.

 

[Ugly]

This is an example of how to lose your date within seconds of meeting her.

I suppose that explains why my last date left early. Or maybe she had three more dates. I'm not sure.

 

[Pipp]

Don't worry about the oozing sore.. doc says it ain't catching.

 

[GRASSESANDDRAGONFLIES]

"I was born male." "Kiddinnnng!"