Things you'll probably never hear people say.. (just for fun) :P

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I come from a respecting family they took us to walmart lots I learnt dignity and respect from looking at men dressed up in pink tutus and rollerskates
 
3pm really? I better get on my microscopic lenses and get going better get some petrol/gas
 
Sure you can send your couch through the post office they have parcel bags to fit couches . Take your couch in.
 
Sure you can send your couch through the post office they have parcel bags to fit couches . Take your couch in.


Mommy friend ordered a couch on Amazon and it was delivered in pieces of course, a two seater couch but they'll deliver almost anything.
 
Things you will probably never hear people say: "You know, you're right. I hadn't thought of it that way."
 
At McDonalds "Our ice cream machine isn't broken."
Here's an irony. Ray Krok used to be a salesman for Mixmaster shake machines. He noticed the first McDonald's because they ordered six shake machines for one store. He naturally questioned this order and found out why - the original McDonald's was very determined to get a lot of food out very fast and have people waiting as little as possible.

Yup, that's what drew his attention. Six shake machines at one store. And now each McDonald's has one machine, which is often not working. Kind of sad.
 
I don't know why my post said Mommy friend, it was supposed to say my friend.
 
I learned more about knot tying when I was with the boy scouts. True story.
 
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