THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

[Ruby123]

yep my thoughts exactly..
I think she even came into my house recently disguised as a wardrobe..
I am sure ur was her coz her ears were sticking out at the top..

lago.

You may need to hire security. Panda may be able to do the job?

 

[Encouragement]

lago.

You may need to hire security. Panda may be able to do the job?

Yes i am gonna have to set up some kinda security...its getting far too dangerous.
Dunno if panda is up to the job...
I recon he and miss camel will spend the whole time having a teeth competition...

 

[Ruby123]

Here is the cake you missed on Enc

 

[Encouragement]

Here is the cake you missed on Enc

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my goodness this one is actually better than the one panda had...Plus you even included a topping of miss camel Thompson..(with much cleaner looking teeth)..
Btw whose Lauren?...This isnt one if our customers is it who you baked a birthday cake for ..then decided to give it to me instead?

 

[Ruby123]

my goodness this one is actually better than the one panda had...Plus you even included a topping of miss camel Thompson..(with much cleaner looking teeth)..
Btw whose Lauren?...This isnt one if our customers is it who you baked a birthday cake for ..then decided to give it to me instead?

That's Mrs Camel's first name, she is your first customer and bride. So she says she is. I don't know that's up to you.

 

[Encouragement]

That's Mrs Camel's first name, she is your first customer and bride. So she says she is. I don't know that's up to you.

oh right I ses...so you seem to know her in a 1st name basis..
So she reckons shes my 1st customer..AND bride..just how deluded can she be...maybe she mis interpreted the poem I sent her..check out this extract. ..
You're skin is like the soft glowing sand in the desert
You're teeth are like pillars of hardened stone structures
Your smile morphs into a yaw creating flowers of bloom
Your newly formed face heralds the new dawn or winter..

 

[Ruby123]

Ms Camel is a good catch. Look at all the middle eastern sweets she can make

 

[Encouragement]

Ms Camel is a good catch. Look at all the middle eastern sweets she can make

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There are many things in life that we shouldnt be catching..like
Catching a cold
Catching a flu
Catching phemonia
ect ect
So catching a kind of hybrid humanoid camel...i sense can be added the same list..
Mind you those sweets do look kinda tasty...maybe since you know her so well you could get the receipe from her..

 

[Encouragement]

Actually come to think of it she is a bride..⚘
She is most definatley...
B-Blind
R-Really
I-in
D-Denial
E-Everyday
Bless her..

 

[IToreTheSky]

That's really funny that you even joked about me as security.
As a teen I looked somewhat menacing with my long hair and thrash metal garb. The was a guy I knew that when he'd throw parties at his house he would always ask me to be security. If anyone got carried away I was to either defuse the situation or remove them
I used to say to him "why not just invite less insane ppl who can handle their alcohol?"
Not great advice because most of us there were drinking underage anyways. But it was a different time back then,and I digress ...
I'm a lover not a fighter, but if ppl are getting too stalker-esque with you guys and gals... Just know this panda has your back!

 

[Ruby123]

Actually come to think of it she is a bride..⚘
She is most definatley...
B-Blind
R-Really
I-in
D-Denial
E-Everyday
Bless her..

Encouragement, we need to treat our very first (and only customer so far) special.
Do you think we may have to create business by purchasing these?

 

[Ruby123]

That's really funny that you even joked about me as security.
As a teen I looked somewhat menacing with my long hair and thrash metal garb. The was a guy I knew that when he'd throw parties at his house he would always ask me to be security. If anyone got carried away I was to either defuse the situation or remove them
I used to say to him "why not just invite less insane ppl who can handle their alcohol?"
Not great advice because most of us there were drinking underage anyways. But it was a different time back then,and I digress ...
I'm a lover not a fighter, but if ppl are getting too stalker-esque with you guys and gals... Just know this panda has your back!

Panda I think you would make excellent security. I have seen you in action catching shoplifters

 

[Encouragement]

Panda I think you would make excellent security. I have seen you in action catching shoplifters

...seems like panda has a tendacy to throw cakes against the wall and turn over shopping trolleys full of food..
Both CCTV clips involve is thrashing food...
seems like food has hurt him in the past so now food brings out this side of him.
Can we really trust him to be our chief?

 

[Encouragement]

Encouragement, we need to treat our very first (and only customer so far) special.
Do you think we may have to create business by purchasing these?

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...well as they say.."you nailed it!"
Could we live with our conscience though??
Hold on she cant be just our only customer..what happened in the meeting with that potential customer whose obsessive about whitened teeth and chest wigs?

 

[Encouragement]

That's really funny that you even joked about me as security.
As a teen I looked somewhat menacing with my long hair and thrash metal garb. The was a guy I knew that when he'd throw parties at his house he would always ask me to be security. If anyone got carried away I was to either defuse the situation or remove them
I used to say to him "why not just invite less insane ppl who can handle their alcohol?"
Not great advice because most of us there were drinking underage anyways. But it was a different time back then,and I digress ...
I'm a lover not a fighter, but if ppl are getting too stalker-esque with you guys and gals... Just know this panda has your back!

Well since you have had some experience of being used to resolve particular types of situations then your expertise could be called upon....
However having seen ruby123 submission of recent evidences I am hereby duty bound to enquire about your relationship with food products..?(throwing food onto walls,trashing trolleys filled with food)...did a meal upset you in the past,or let you down??...ummm..anything I need to know about before we utilise your services

 

[Ruby123]

...seems like panda has a tendacy to throw cakes against the wall and turn over shopping trolleys full of food..
Both CCTV clips involve is thrashing food...
seems like food has hurt him in the past so now food brings out this side of him.
Can we really trust him to be our chief?

Well he did say he was a chef in the past so perhaps he does not like when food is treated badly??

 

[Ruby123]

...well as they say.."you nailed it!"
Could we live with our conscience though??
Hold on she cant be just our only customer..what happened in the meeting with that potential customer whose obsessive about whitened teeth and chest wigs?

Whoops I forgot about that meeting. Ms Camel is very demanding.

 

[Encouragement]

Well he did say he was a chef in the past so perhaps he does not like when food is treated badly??

Yes it seems possible..theres lots of campaigns about "save the pandas"..So maybe he's part of the panda movement who go around saying "Save the broccoli save the chicken skin when you roast it..save the cheese..save natural food products?"
This could explain why he has such amazing teeth....he doesn't consume food orally..its injected...

 

[Encouragement]

Whoops I forgot about that meeting. Ms Camel is very demanding.

OH NO..that means we now have 2 disgruntled customers..Plus given that other customer is a bit of a stalker I will set up CCTV in my home.(.panda may have food issues to resolve.)..
That miss camel seems to wanna take over..
when she gets mad she pulls out her teeth and throws them at you..(they are retractable implants)....so be careful not to upset her too much.

 

[Ruby123]

This job is proving to be quite stressful

I may need to take my holidays. Panda may have to fill in for me.