Thread Mash-ups

[Lynx]

What makes you HAPPY..

Coveting

 

[Lynx]

Can someone please invent...
The Way...
(No, but a lot of people say they know it.)

Can someone please invent...
Reasons for leaving a church..
(People invent those all the time.)

Can someone please invent...
History Stories not Taught in School
(That's the Conspiracy Forum, not here.)

Can someone please invent...
His Special Blessing
(Everybody keeps trying to invent that, nobody has yet. Have to get it from the source.)

Can someone please invent...
Too many relationships
(Talk to Solomon about that one.)

 

[Lynx]

The Golden Rule in...
Who to Date?
Pun WAR!

(It could work. I know a lot of people who got dates because their dates thought they were so funny.)

 

[Lynx]

Something You are Thankful For
Faster answers to prayers

 

[Lynx]

Some Questions for Singles Who Have Been Hit On By People Who Are Married or Attached...
Whatcha Cookin'?!

 

[zeroturbulence]

What are some of your biggest turn offs?
Feminism.

 

[Lynx]

What are some of your biggest turn offs?
the guilt trip

 

[Lynx]

Unhealthy infatuation?
Join the club

 

[Lynx]

what is it like to be priveliged?
When you have to suppress yourself to be friends

 

[Lynx]

Today I asked the internet... Can you live without your... Feminism?

(Aaaaand... the internet promptly cussed me out and then blocked me on all social media.)

 

[Lynx]

Hello my name is Sam (M)
Today I asked the internet...
the kind of woman I am looking for

(And boy was that ever a mistake! The internet doesn't know anything about the kind of woman I'm looking for and it knows way, way too much about the kind of woman I never want to see in my life.)

 

[Lanolin]

if your socks could talk
conversation

 

[Lynx]

Lust
The Banned Game

 

[Lynx]

Is an ice cream habit a sin? Preachers and weight

(Just kidding! Just kidding! Please hold your sermons about being a Pharisee and judging others!)

 

[Lynx]

Quotes from Famous People('s) Clever inventions

(Man, that Alexander guy's invention can really talk your ear off! And it never really has anything worth saying... Edison's invention had a few bright ideas though.)

 

[Lynx]

For the People Who Champion Lifetime Singleness - What's Your Advice for Dealing with Single Sexuality?
Jezebel Spirit

(They're talking about MGTOW again...)

 

[Lynx]

Finding a good Christian girl from France to marry

Sinful lust or normally functioning hormones?

(I know which way I'm voting.)

 

[Lynx]

What things unnecessarily complicate life?

To Paraphrase the Great Emperor Kuzco...

NFL playoffs

(I mean for real! I get changing the rules to make the game "more interesting" (allegedly) from a business perspective, but if you keep changing the rules that much the fans are going to start noticing more and more that you're running a business instead of playing a game. You should have just played it cool, dudes.)

 

[Lynx]

Bridget Jones, singleton

Single forever

 

[cinder]

Since it's sitting right there in my forum list:

Today I asked the internet.....
What things unnecessarily complicate life