Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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so as I was reading this my daughter saw this picture and said "APPLEJACK! will you read it? Apppplee Jaack, i love apple jack"


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so as I was reading this my daughter saw this picture and said "APPLEJACK! will you read it? Apppplee Jaack, i love apple jack"

Awww. You tell your kiddo that your forum buddy is offering her an official brohoof, and that for him, Applejack is definitely best pony. And I wish her all the biggest Pinkie Pie smiles in the world.
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:) you got a chuckle and then she went back to watching my little pony on netflix. :)
 
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so as I was reading this my daughter saw this picture and said "APPLEJACK! will you read it? Apppplee Jaack, i love apple jack"


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My daughter loves the ponies too. Her favorite is Rainbow Dash mine is Flutter shy. It's a cute show.
 
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I've actually seen posts not too different from that. Such as they start a thread and then inside the thread as 'how do i talk on this thing?' or similar messages.
 
OK I need to know something- I need to ask.... What is with the my little pony stuff?!
 
OK I need to know something- I need to ask.... What is with the my little pony stuff?!

People growing up in the 80's were around during the original MLP, so now that it's made a comeback, everyone is going crazy over it. I dunno. I was never that crazy about them. :p
 
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