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I've already decided not to date anyone who posted on this thread. I don't want to know about belly button lint or any of the strange things he has licked.
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If you're on a date, and you realize things aren't working out between the both of you, first asked to be excuse to go to the bathroom. Make sure you have your cellphone with you before you to go the bathroom.
When you finally reach the bathroom, turn the alarm clock on your cellphone and set the alarm sound to your current ringtone! That's right, RINGTONE!. Make sure you set the alarm time for 5-7 minutes before your current time.
Walk out of the bathroom and meet up with your date again. When the alarm goes off on your cellphone, make it look like your answering the phone. Then look very surprised, giving the impression that something horrible happened. Then tell your date, "I'm sorry, but I really need to get going." If your date asks, "Why, what happened?". Tell your date that it's very important and I can't discuss it right now.
Then you can make a clean get-a-way!
If you're on a date, and you realize things aren't working out between the both of you, first asked to be excuse to go to the bathroom. Make sure you have your cellphone with you before you to go the bathroom.
When you finally reach the bathroom, turn the alarm clock on your cellphone and set the alarm sound to your current ringtone! That's right, RINGTONE!. Make sure you set the alarm time for 5-7 minutes before your current time.
Walk out of the bathroom and meet up with your date again. When the alarm goes off on your cellphone, make it look like your answering the phone. Then look very surprised, giving the impression that something horrible happened. Then tell your date, "I'm sorry, but I really need to get going." If your date asks, "Why, what happened?". Tell your date that it's very important and I can't discuss it right now.
Then you can make a clean get-a-way!
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Pineapple
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Ooooh I have a variation on that! When you get to the bathroom, call a construction company and rent a bulldozer, get them to knock down the bathroom wall and run to freedom!*
*This plan may or may not require a bottomless pocket of cash.
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chelsers
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All you have to do to get out of a date is bring a pair of sunglasses and a cell phone. If you have access to a helicopter, make sure it's ready to go.
When the date starts to go south, or if you just really don't want to pay the bill, answer your cell phone and say "Bosley, what's wrong?" Nod your head and throw on the sunglasses (Be careful though, it won't be as smooth if you poke your eye out). Now if you have a helicopter, get on said helicopter. If not, just run out.
When the date starts to go south, or if you just really don't want to pay the bill, answer your cell phone and say "Bosley, what's wrong?" Nod your head and throw on the sunglasses (Be careful though, it won't be as smooth if you poke your eye out). Now if you have a helicopter, get on said helicopter. If not, just run out.
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christiancollegegirl
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Leilaii425
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This is a tip for all you men out there.
Take your date on a kite flying adventure. Then sit down in the grass and start crying hysterically screaming IM SUCH A LOOOOOSER.
Take your date on a kite flying adventure. Then sit down in the grass and start crying hysterically screaming IM SUCH A LOOOOOSER.
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Kyra
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Hahahaha! Nice.
Another tip:
If you are out to eat at a restaurant and you need to get the convo going, survey the other person's plate and comment on their food like- Wow that chicken looks good. Then GO! Stab the piece on their plate farthest from you and wolf that puppy down. Take at least 3 forkfuls, if they try to stop you- growl loudly.
Make sure you smile at them with a mouth full of their food.
Another tip:
If you are out to eat at a restaurant and you need to get the convo going, survey the other person's plate and comment on their food like- Wow that chicken looks good. Then GO! Stab the piece on their plate farthest from you and wolf that puppy down. Take at least 3 forkfuls, if they try to stop you- growl loudly.
Make sure you smile at them with a mouth full of their food.
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How about this: Tip # Whatever
Have either you're grandparent of same gender....or a sibling of the opposite gender dress-up like you. Then half-way through the date, excuse yourself to the bathroom and call them on a cellphone. Tell them where the table is and have them go sit there and spark up a conversation. You can then go sit in your family member's car. They have to get to know your family at some point anyway, right?
Have either you're grandparent of same gender....or a sibling of the opposite gender dress-up like you. Then half-way through the date, excuse yourself to the bathroom and call them on a cellphone. Tell them where the table is and have them go sit there and spark up a conversation. You can then go sit in your family member's car. They have to get to know your family at some point anyway, right?
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Kyra
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When I think about this I laugh- who should I send? who should I send? Most of my family is rather tame but if I could pull it off as "another family member" ... I bet it could get fun! hahahaha!
Who would you send?
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christiancollegegirl
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I'd send my17 yr old brother, or 91 yr old grandmother that can hardly talk because of a stroke and is half deaf. I'll make reservations for the next table and watch the action unfold.
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Kyra
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haha okay. i would send my 20 year old gangster brother lol! 'cause he'd be fun...or something hahahahaha! i'd love to see the 91 year old grandma one, ccg! 
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