Top 5 Quickest Ways to Get Dumped by Me

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More attention at a given time yes.....but more attention to the boss than me over time..not happening.
 
If the person I was dating killed a man, I'd probably end the relationship....



...yeah, I'd end it.

But, catty, what IF he did it for a good cause, like Moses killing the Egyptian who was mistreating the slave in Genesis???

Would you then give that guy a pass, maybe :D

Hey, milady, remind me to tell you this killer story I know of me having had of myself doing something IF I ever were to date you ;)
 
More attention at a given time yes.....but more attention to the boss than me over time..not happening.
That's why I wanted clarification of what you meant. And yes, I do agree that a spouse, after God, should be someone's number one priority.
 
But, catty, what IF he did it for a good cause, like Moses killing the Egyptian who was mistreating the slave in Genesis???

Would you then give that guy a pass, maybe :D

Hey, milady, remind me to tell you this killer story I know of me having had of myself doing something IF I ever were to date you ;)

Uuuuhhhh


Tell me! Tell me!


I think. :D
 
Here are the top 5 ways to get back with me after I've dumped you:

1. Buy me a $100 Dairy Queen gift card (but at no time do I have to share it with you).

2. Sign a contract that states for the next 6 months I am always right during our arguments (even when I am clearly wrong).

3. I get to wear a floral-pattern shirt with plaid shorts, black socks and sandals on our first date back together (just so I know you are serious about being with me again).

4. Allow me to not do what I promise I will do (which includes not stating the fifth answer in this post).

5.
 
^How is this guy still single?^ :D

Julianna, I have no idea how I am still single. I have a whole team of sociologists working around the clock to to try to find the answer, but the cause eludes them. I am a complete mystery!!!
 
- Playing games. If you ask me for my number and I give it to you, and then you do that waiting three days before calling me garbage, don't expect me to be thrilled about answering. Games are for kids.

Maybe he just had to find out what his schedule is going to be like before he could try and spend time with you. wouldn't it be better for him to take a few days and sort himself out than schedule some time with you only to have to cancel at the last minute due to work or some other commitment that came up at the last minute?

I know with my job I have no idea how long my day is going to be or even if I have a weekend free until the last second. This of course means I have no life.

Just my opinion of course.
 
In the age of smart phones and Outlook, this takes 3 days? :D

Seriously, if you have a wierd schedule like that, why not just say so when you call?
 
Maybe he just had to find out what his schedule is going to be like before he could try and spend time with you. wouldn't it be better for him to take a few days and sort himself out than schedule some time with you only to have to cancel at the last minute due to work or some other commitment that came up at the last minute?

I know with my job I have no idea how long my day is going to be or even if I have a weekend free until the last second. This of course means I have no life.

Just my opinion of course.

He could mention that to her, right at the start, so she knows that he's not just trying to yank her chain. And vice versa.