TURNOFFS

[twill]

the picture is cool.lol

 

[Tandemtruths]

Referencing movie quotes so often as to almost exclusively communicate through them.
Finding simple humor stupid, yet finding stupid humor funny.
Having to explain or elaborate every two seconds to them, especially if I'm attempting to be funny. There are very few people I have the heart to do this for.
Selfishness/ one-sidedness. I feel so awkward, and get so frustrated when it gets so bad as to the point I have to remind someone I might also have something to share, or need help too. In other words, a lack of consideration. And not just any consideration, out of love, not just because they feel like it at that moment. Way too petty.
smoking
Hoochie mommas
Dishonest with themselves
unwilling to correct me if I'm wrong
argumentative
Sharing their opinion at every opportunity to a fault (No one gives a crap that you prefer chunk light tuna when they're just trying to get some milk you crazy woman)

Murder.


This isn't necessarily a comprehensive list mind you, but hopefully it sates the thirst of curiosity.

 

[twill]

Referencing movie quotes so often as to almost exclusively communicate through them.
Finding simple humor stupid, yet finding stupid humor funny.
Having to explain or elaborate every two seconds to them, especially if I'm attempting to be funny. There are very few people I have the heart to do this for.
Selfishness/ one-sidedness. I feel so awkward, and get so frustrated when it gets so bad as to the point I have to remind someone I might also have something to share, or need help too. In other words, a lack of consideration. And not just any consideration, out of love, not just because they feel like it at that moment. Way too petty.
smoking
Hoochie mommas
Dishonest with themselves
unwilling to correct me if I'm wrong
argumentative
Sharing their opinion at every opportunity to a fault (No one gives a crap that you prefer chunk light tuna when they're just trying to get some milk you crazy woman)

Murder.


This isn't necessarily a comprehensive list mind you, but hopefully it sates the thirst of curiosity.

"Quote humor" is fine, even if I don't get it, unless someone won't let me in on the joke. The humor that rubs me the wrong way is the kind where someone starts laughing over something that's funny a little bit, then overdoes it, then twists it into outright stupid while no one is laughing but them. Basically, people with no social instinct of humor. And yes, I agree wholeheartedly about the whole explaining thing.

 

[Shouryu]

Hoochie mommas

You win, sir. You win.

 

[CatHerder]

Referencing movie quotes so often as to almost exclusively communicate through them.
Finding simple humor stupid, yet finding stupid humor funny.
Having to explain or elaborate every two seconds to them, especially if I'm attempting to be funny. There are very few people I have the heart to do this for.
Selfishness/ one-sidedness. I feel so awkward, and get so frustrated when it gets so bad as to the point I have to remind someone I might also have something to share, or need help too. In other words, a lack of consideration. And not just any consideration, out of love, not just because they feel like it at that moment. Way too petty.
smoking
Hoochie mommas
Dishonest with themselves
unwilling to correct me if I'm wrong
argumentative
Sharing their opinion at every opportunity to a fault (No one gives a crap that you prefer chunk light tuna when they're just trying to get some milk you crazy woman)

Murder.


This isn't necessarily a comprehensive list mind you, but hopefully it sates the thirst of curiosity.

I can look past a murder or two, but those hootchies! oy! Seems the bigger the hoop earrings, the bigger the 'tude.

 

[CatHerder]

I don't see how this would work for you. You would never experience any real intimacy. It would be all fake, wait that's like some relationships out there.
Would you want them to take the make-up off when you're out and about? There are many mimes out there, make sure you pick the right one and let us know how it turns out.

I said DATING a mime.

Not MARRYING a mime.

DATING a mime.

And you do realize it's a job, not a lifestyle, right?

I actually thought twill was just joking, hence the gif she posted...

ETA: Fun fact, I realized I was pronouncing "gif" wrong last week. My brother lovingly corrected me.

Yes, but would the mime be saved? The Bible says that those who confess with their mouths that Jesus is Lord shall be saved. Would God count it if they only.....mimed it?

 

[Catlynn]

Hey! Hoop earrings are fun on occasion! hehe

 

[twill]

Yes, but would the mime be saved? The Bible says that those who confess with their mouths that Jesus is Lord shall be saved. Would God count it if they only.....mimed it?

Congrats. I awarded you an Internet.

 

[Jullianna]

All of this talk about mimes reminds me of this training video

[video=youtube;G0gV2Qg78nM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0gV2Qg78nM[/video]

 

[Isa615]

Referencing movie quotes so often as to almost exclusively communicate through them.

my older brother does this to no end. -__-

 

[Deva_1972]

Ok, I definitely have MY list...lol

-quoting scripture incessantly and not being able to have a decent normal conversation
-walking around with mouth gaping like an idiot CONSTANTLY and as a result you can hear him breathing
-not having opinions or a backbone
-too predictable and conservative
-having 2 earrings...just 1....PLEASE!! LOL
-massive ego tripping
-too serious and taking everything I say as being literal
-assuming you are on a date when in fact that was the furthest thing from my mind
-I don't have a problem with tattoos or piercings except when its excessive...and chain smoking constantly is disgusting
-being fake and someone they aren't
-talking about girls too much...they come across as too easy and having no boundaries if its ALL the time

 

[ijustwanttheTruth]

Big Turn Off
- Shamelessly burns cookies.

C.

Cee is for cookies. they're good enough for him.

 

[MusicTester]

Drugs, Smoking, Repeating things i say.

 

[MusicTester]

I also try to avoid guys with really short hair, because i like pretending i'm dating a rock musician.

 

[valerie]

physically abusive.

 

[Nautilus]

Drugs, Smoking, Repeating things i say.

I also try to avoid guys with really short hair, because i like pretending i'm dating a rock musician.

doesnt like drugs or smoking...likes to pretend to date a rockstar...

 

[Coil]

Smoking, manipulation (be it me or others), vegan, unshowered stank, more interested in changing my behavior than loving who I am.

3. ummmmm.......I can't think of a third one. I guess I'm pretty easy going......maybe women who scrapbook.....or vegetarians.

Interesting...what do y'all have against vegans/vegetarians? Haha. I can understand being against the obnoxious vegetarians who belligerently try to convert others to their vegetable-eating ways, but what if they just happen to not eat meat?

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

- taking himself too seriously
- in need of constant assurance
- unable to give space and independence in the relationship
- lack of humor
- negative/pessimistic
- jealous/possessive

Also, I can't stand toe shoes. Those things freak me out. Bleck.

 

[SteffyJ]

Smoking,drinking and partying. Dealbreaker!!! I don't appreciate guys that come between me and Gods work. And worse yet is a nagging boyfriend. And yes men nag too!!!!

 

[secularhermit]

What about CHEATING, young people? This happens even at my age and I recently experienced it when I fell in love when someone I shouldn't have loved in Sept 2012.

The lesson I learned is NEVER GET INVOLVED with someone who is a NOT committed Christian, who has several parnerts who admire (or wish) her more than you think of.